The World Cup draw has been made. Gentlemen, start your moaning... more inside

Samorost 2 Friday FLASH fun from the makers of Samorost and the Polyphonic Spree Game.

Roll your Own Snowman! A bit of Flash fun for the end of the week.

Anonymous Hirsute George: After performing some searches on the internets which proved useless, I turn to you, lady monkeys, for haircut advice. What is the preferred hairstyle for a man's furry bits? Au naturel? Trimmed? Mt. Baldy? My gym is populated with retirees, so quick glances in the sauna aren't revealing of how a young, swinging monkey should be styling himself to his times. Thanks!

Exchanging a paperclip for a house, by degrees. Montrealer trading stuff - he should be able to get himself a handgun any day now.

CURIOUS, GEORGE: FIREWALLS .. Being somewhat stumbling in the I.T. arena, I am seeking advice from 'Monkeys' as to what would be the most efficacious Firewall software for the O.Systems of W-2000, WXP-Pro and W-ME. One also runs Linux. The separate systems are, unfortunately, necessary. Advance appreciation to all of such limber lucidity.

Germany backs bigger brothels to fight World Cup sex explosion. The event's organisers are expecting at least 40,000 prostitutes to descend on Germany from throughout Europe to meet demand.

Bitanic: The poster for Brokeback Mountain was copied from inspired by the one for Titanic (embiggen).

Yo, Joe! Formerly Quickkick Theatre, the Joe Guide is an obsessively detailed guide to the G.I. Joe comic book and cartoon series.

Learn how to please a lady by pleasing a rabbit. A video game rabbit. "Players tickle, touch, tap, and stroke... They can also talk, sing and blow on the bunny's fur using the device's built-in microphone." via boingboing more inside

Big Brains Mean Tiny Testicles Ya rly. You may begin the Quality vs. Quantity debate.... now.

What is the purpose of the internets? A delightful exigesis on the true purpose of the intarwebs.[NSFW][embedded video with singing] more inside

Liberal Election Promise - Ban Hand Guns Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin is expected later today to announce a Liberal election promise to ban hand guns in Canada. Next on the list - making heroin and drunk driving illegal in Canada - think of the problems that would disappear if that happened!

John Lennon 1940 - 1980 Amazing - 25 years ago. Where have those years gone? If he survived Mark Chapmans bullets (4 in total) what would John be doing today?

WAL and CO. Let "The Dog" speak for himself, Line-up ..

Sinterklaasfood The feast of Sinterklaas is relatively well-known by know. (that blue site recently had their annual Zwarte Piet-hooplah). One small part of that tradition is the getting of chocolate letters, usually the first letter of your firstname. more inside

Lover of inane collectible leaves idiot mate, insurance pays. I think he is better off without her.

Air Marshalls kill mentally ill man, Bush's approval rating to soar. Film at 11. more inside

Monkey Day! Ah yes it's that time of the year when people get excited, the stores are abuzz with activity, children stare in wonder . . er, or something. via j-walk

If you see faces in the ink blots, you're crazy.