Lover of inane collectible leaves idiot mate, insurance pays. I think he is better off without her.

Air Marshalls kill mentally ill man, Bush's approval rating to soar. Film at 11. more inside

Monkey Day! Ah yes it's that time of the year when people get excited, the stores are abuzz with activity, children stare in wonder . . er, or something. via j-walk

If you see faces in the ink blots, you're crazy.

Add your name to a NASA probe going somewhere really far. Name gets put on microchip, chip gets put on probe, probe gets blasted off into space, will go somewhere, may or may not work. (Hell, you signed that internet petition to stop the war in Iraq, maybe your luck will be better this time around.) more inside

Australian arrested in Italy for drug trafficking. Although he was arrested in August, the story has just been released today that Australian citizen Kevin (Fuc Iang) Lay, was arrested for allegedly smuggling cocaine. Of late there have been many reports of Australians being arrested in other countries for drug trafficking. But are the number of offenders on the rise - or is it the media's latest favourite topic? more inside

Buy your own "Adult Business" There is an adult film company for sale right now on Ebay. If you've got a couple hundred thousand dollars burning a hole in your pocket, now's your chance to go for it. (Some images are vaguely NSFW) via more inside