December 08, 2005

• W..t..f.. *dies laughing* Oh my god, so amusing.
• Ah do declayah, it's gettin' pow'ful wahm in these heah pahts lately. *fans self with hat*
• Huh. I went with the old-school method and learned by using an actual girl. Of course that option isn't open to a lot of geeks, so maybe there's a market for this blue bunny pseudo-vagina after all.
• I am just waiting for the moneyjane comment on this.
• and perhaps some jokes about the good-old-fashioned "rabbit test"???
• *ding!* Why a rabbit and not, say, a cat?
• An invitation for disaster. Might I suggest a Box Lunch instead? (That, and a real, live girl. Obv.)
• petebest, have you seen the overhead shot of the rabbit? there's a good reason :)
• Well, we're learning about men's goolies from bats, and ladies' erogenous zones from cartoon bunnies. Shall we page Dr. Freud now?
• I will so click this link... when I'm not at work. :-(
• Might I suggest a Box Lunch instead? I enjoy having my box lunch at the Y.
• Ha! The Underpants Monster paging Dr. Freud! Q.E.D.! Thanks patita, the incredible mesmerized devotion of my enormous catalog of flying bunny lovers probably distracted me from that fact.
• I still jerk off manually.
• They wouldn't let me see the manual. :(
• Man! That's one fucking hot bunny! I'd like to get me some of that action!
• Did anybody else used to find Bugs Bunny attractive when he'd dress up as a girl bunny?
• yes, Robert Crumb.
• *glances sideways at drjimmy11*
• I still jerk off manually. They wouldn't let me see the manual. :( *applauds*
• Oh, Ms. Pac Man, you naughty girl, I would sex that bow right off your head... /Scrubs
• It's from "Wayne's World". geez. [Wayne and Garth are lying on the hood of the mirth-mobile, staring at the starlit sky] Garth Algar: Sometimes I wish I could boldly go where no man has gone before... but I'll probably stay in Aurora. What are you thinking about? Wayne Campbell: Cassandra. She's a fox. In French she would be called "la renarde" and she would be hunted with only her cunning to protect her. Garth Algar: She's a babe. Wayne Campbell: She's a robo-babe. In Latin she would be called "babia majora". Garth Algar: If she were a president she would be Baberaham Lincoln. [a brief pause] Garth Algar: Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny? Wayne Campbell: No. [cracks up laughing] Wayne Campbell: No. Garth Algar: Neither did I. I was just asking.
• "Learn how to please a lady by pleasing a rabbit." And yet it doesn't work the other way 'round. Weird.
• Humping is not commutative.
• Nintendo won't ever license this.
• Wow. I can't wait to see the cheat combos for this one. Lessee, was it UP DOWN UP DOWN or UP DOWN DOWN UP?
• And yet it doesn't work the other way 'round. Weird. Mmmhh, well, last time I gently petted and caressed a rabbit, it looked quite pleased. More when I fed it a carrot. Oh wait.
• drivingmenuts wins!