The World Cup draw has been made. Gentlemen, start your moaning... more inside

Samorost 2 Friday FLASH fun from the makers of Samorost and the Polyphonic Spree Game.

Roll your Own Snowman! A bit of Flash fun for the end of the week.

Anonymous Hirsute George: After performing some searches on the internets which proved useless, I turn to you, lady monkeys, for haircut advice. What is the preferred hairstyle for a man's furry bits? Au naturel? Trimmed? Mt. Baldy? My gym is populated with retirees, so quick glances in the sauna aren't revealing of how a young, swinging monkey should be styling himself to his times. Thanks!

Exchanging a paperclip for a house, by degrees. Montrealer trading stuff - he should be able to get himself a handgun any day now.

CURIOUS, GEORGE: FIREWALLS .. Being somewhat stumbling in the I.T. arena, I am seeking advice from 'Monkeys' as to what would be the most efficacious Firewall software for the O.Systems of W-2000, WXP-Pro and W-ME. One also runs Linux. The separate systems are, unfortunately, necessary. Advance appreciation to all of such limber lucidity.

Germany backs bigger brothels to fight World Cup sex explosion. The event's organisers are expecting at least 40,000 prostitutes to descend on Germany from throughout Europe to meet demand.

Bitanic: The poster for Brokeback Mountain was copied from inspired by the one for Titanic (embiggen).