December 09, 2005

Germany backs bigger brothels to fight World Cup sex explosion. The event's organisers are expecting at least 40,000 prostitutes to descend on Germany from throughout Europe to meet demand.
posted by HawthorneWingo 18 years ago
  • Germany Hitler!!
  • No Hitler, just ho's.
  • Each offers rudimentary facilities for prostitutes and their clients such as condom and snack vending machines . That's fucking HOT! "I'll take a blow job and crackers with cheese spread, please."
  • Plo chops for everyone!
  • I'd really like to believe this can curb the sex slave trade; that they 'have papers and pay taxes' doesn't mean they weren't smuggled in or forced to work.
  • Unfortunately, it won't. There's always some guy who wants it cheaper, and some asshole pimp ready to provide it. The police are going to have their hands full with security and crowd control, so I doubt they will be going out doing random ID checks on street girls. The trade follows the money.
  • Hitler would only have visited half of them.
  • And what the hell kind of journalist worth his salt uses the phrase "sex explosion," wasting probably the only opportunity he'll ever have to use the word "sexplosion?" Well, professionally, anyway.
  • My guess is someone who didn't go to the Ted Casablanca School of Barely Managing to Craft Recognizable English.
  • Given how some fans are going to be happy, and wanting to have sex, and some fans are going to be sad, and wanting to have sex, and a whole lot more pissed off that they can't get real beer and wanting to work out that frustration, bigger brothels are probably a good idea.
  • Odd, Artemis was the patron goddess of virgin girls.
  • He could've used the terms, whore-a-thon, prostipalooza or humporium. "I'll take a blow job and crackers with cheese spread, please." So, the crackers have contracted "cheese spread", and that's why you want the bj?
  • Banghaus.
  • Fokkenfest.
  • Fökkenfest - I find umlauts incredibly sexy.
  • Slutopia! People's Twatonomous Republic of Vaginastan! Ich Bin Ein Vaginer!
  • He could've used the terms, whore-a-thon, prostipalooza or humporium. you owe me a new keyboard I spit up coke all over this one because of that comment.
  • Funny thing about that quote, MJ, is that what it really means is "I am a vagina-face."
  • Cumageddon. Whorocaust. Ragnaromp.
  • "I am a vagina-face." Huh...and what's your stance in the shaving thread?
  • Ich Bin Ein Vaginer! Worth repeating.
  • The in-the-end times.
  • Uh, guys, stop it, you're making me giggle. I'm supposed to be grumpy today, grumpy I say!
  • Huh...and what's your stance in the shaving thread? I'm all about Kiehl's shaving cream, which helps eliminate nicks and cuts.