It puts the lotion on it's skin. NSFW. Disturbing music video that stays in your head.

Aol Instant Messenger (AIM) has new terms of service - An excerpt: …by posting Content on an AIM Product, you grant AOL, its parent, affiliates, subsidiaries, assigns, agents and licensees the irrevocable, perpetual, worldwide right to reproduce, display, perform, distribute, adapt and promote this Content in any medium. You waive any right to privacy. You waive any right to inspect or approve uses of the Content or to be compensated for any such uses. more inside

Frequent Masturbation can save your life - because you never know. Geoshitties link.

Eight Ancient Roman Recipes Columella Salad, Soft-Boiled Eggs in Pine-Nut Sauce, Lentils with Coriander, Roast Wild Boar (for Asterix & Obelix), Ostrich Ragoût, Roast Tuna, Fried Veal Escalope with Raisins, & Nut Tart, which I think is appropriate for certain Monkeyfilter denizens. ;)

Interactive anatomy from the BBC.

There's more than one way to mummify a chicken.

Because the web is made for obsessives. I employ a very rigorous process when taste-testing root beer, in order to determine the most accurate grade. First, I fast for 4 hours. Then I brush my teeth with a new toothbrush using only baking soda. I rinse 3 times with distilled water, then I take some fresh mint (home grown!) and lightly crush it on my tongue. I rinse again, the finish the cleansing of my palette with a very light lime sherbet. Two final rinses and I'm ready to go!

Mp3's for 1903 I'm so glad I didn't listen to that salesman about upgrading to 78 rpm. more inside

What you didn't know about salt. Apparently, table salt is going to kill us all. more inside

The Narrative more inside

Boy who raped teacher given life. Not to be confused with Teacher who raped boy given 7.5yrs.

Art or Not? Answer the age-old question! (Stolen shamelessly from the Blue). more inside

A New Bunny you know how they're updating Bugs Bunny to some crappy shit? Here's a flash animation mockery thing of that concept. NOT safe for work. I found it LOL funny, hope you do too. more inside

EPIII trailer. I know this is all over the interweb like a rash, but darn it, I'm just so excited. My namesake is also in this trailer. (Link goes direct to 37MB download page QT). Prepare to wet yourself.

It's Frozen Dead Guy Days!

Tycoon offers $1 million to husband of Terri Schiavo to keep her feeding tube in. The tube, which is keeping her alive - albeit in a vegetative state, is scheduled to be removed next Friday. The offer from Robert Herring expires on Monday March 14

Hand-held games of the 70s and 80s: an online museum. (No simulations, I'm afraid)

Guess the Movie Personally I couldn't guess a single one. But the pictures are fascinating and bizarre -- apparently movie clips with the people edited out but not the clothes.

Conspiracy theory du jour - On September 5, 1982, paperboy Johnny Gosch was abducted. According to some sources including, apparently, Gosch himself, the 12 yr-old was taken by a highly organized pedophile/pornography ring. Gosch escaped his captors, & now lives under an assumed identity. That identity is allegedly James Dale Guckert - aka Jeff Gannon, adult pornographer, gay escort & fake journalist. The Moscow Gazette reports that 'Gannon' will write a tell-all book exposing a ring of homosexuals & pedophiles within the highest ranks of the GOP. Predictably, others think all this is bullshit. more inside

Western Civilisation a Contradiction in Terms