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Parasite makes men dumb, women sexy more inside

Need to build your own gallows? No one at Home Depot will give advice? Perhaps these examples will inspire ideas. more inside

Four o ld lang sign HAPPY NEW YEAR more inside

Links to 11,500 music videos on YouTube. Found via stavrosthewonderchicken's Mefi post in which he rewrote the whole list. Not all links work or go to where they claim, but on the whole the list is Good.

The Movie Timeline. Can't separate what was film and what was reality? Never fear! It's all true! A timeline through history, which recognizes that all events presented in film are in fact, fact. (Site finally gives due appreciation to the historical influences of Alien vs. Predator, and Highlander). more inside

Geostationary Banana Over Texas apparently us monkeys need to go to Texas after Aug. 2008.

Head-banging Chinese snakes can predict earthquakes more inside

Wii Have a Problem. A compendium of Wii-related injuries and damage, and some other stuff. Busted, yes, but not yet old.

Monstropedia

Fat farms These are places to lose weight, but also to gain. more inside

Sorry, I think another miracle is debunked. First look at this Jesus-thingie, but before getting too religiously excited you might want to check out this other, non-Jesus thingie.

Curious George: baby footwear. Just before the holidays, Sister Renault announced she was going to sprog, some time in June. In order to keep a longstanding promise/threat, and to annoy my brother-in-law, I need to find baby Docs. more inside

Gerald Ford, dead at 93. Former president Gerald R. Ford, who told an uneasy nation that "our long national nightmare is over" after assuming the presidency from Richard Nixon in 1974, was the only politician who served as vice president and president but was never elected to either office. He will be missed as a source of both laughs and a bit of an inspiration for integrity. (Even if he did let Tricky Dick off the hook.) And on a totally crass note, Ford is number two in the celebrity trifecta, who will be the third?

Otakon 2006!

Curious, George: Soooooooo...Watdja git for Christmas? (Chanukah, Kwanzaa, Festivus, etc) more inside

BEES! Man vs bee in an epic battle. Or: guys burn stuff for fun. (Warning: photo heavy.) more inside

Free monkeys on the NHS! Err, sorry, no more inside

Mall Santa was meningitis carrier Ohio health officials say a shopping mall Santa Claus tested positive for carrying a bacteria that causes meningitis. And if that's not bad enough, "across the pond" A man dressed as Santa collapsed and died as he handed out presents at a children's Christmas party.

James Brown has left the building. (PS Merry Christmas to all the monkeys.)