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March 12, 2005

Glorious Spring! Take heart, Northern monkeys, the vernal equinox is but days away! more inside
It puts the lotion on it's skin. NSFW. Disturbing music video that stays in your head.
Aol Instant Messenger (AIM) has new terms of service - An excerpt: …by posting Content on an AIM Product, you grant AOL, its parent, affiliates, subsidiaries, assigns, agents and licensees the irrevocable, perpetual, worldwide right to reproduce, display, perform, distribute, adapt and promote this Content in any medium. You waive any right to privacy. You waive any right to inspect or approve uses of the Content or to be compensated for any such uses. more inside
Frequent Masturbation can save your life - because you never know. Geoshitties link.
Eight Ancient Roman Recipes Columella Salad, Soft-Boiled Eggs in Pine-Nut Sauce, Lentils with Coriander, Roast Wild Boar (for Asterix & Obelix), Ostrich Ragoût, Roast Tuna, Fried Veal Escalope with Raisins, & Nut Tart, which I think is appropriate for certain Monkeyfilter denizens. ;)
Interactive anatomy from the BBC.
There's more than one way to mummify a chicken.
Because the web is made for obsessives. I employ a very rigorous process when taste-testing root beer, in order to determine the most accurate grade. First, I fast for 4 hours. Then I brush my teeth with a new toothbrush using only baking soda. I rinse 3 times with distilled water, then I take some fresh mint (home grown!) and lightly crush it on my tongue. I rinse again, the finish the cleansing of my palette with a very light lime sherbet. Two final rinses and I'm ready to go!
Mp3's for 1903 I'm so glad I didn't listen to that salesman about upgrading to 78 rpm. more inside
What you didn't know about salt. Apparently, table salt is going to kill us all. more inside
The Narrative more inside