Mommy, the Eldersburg weather man is scaring me. FLASH

First it was the squirrels, then it was rats, now the wombats are joining in! The animal resistance is mobilising!

How much would it cost you to do like Bruce Wayne and become a superhero? Forbes Magazine thinks they have it all figured out. In the spirit of their Fictional Fifteen, previously disected at MeFi.

Logical explanations become conspiracy theory Logical explanations for unicorns and dragons spirals into all out theory for an evil reptilian race which is apparently thought common

Phallic Logo Awards. The game designers across the nation are playing is; can they design a logo and get it approved without the client realising it's a big spurting penis? [Subliminally NSFW]

Sex and Food. Together. Well, at least in this interesting blog, which seems to alternate Kama Sutra-like instruction with tasty recipes. Some language vaguely NSFW. Please ignore the "human flesh tofu" link.

Plea for help from all you cine-philes out there Hey all, Don't mean to be an obnoxious monkey, but I could really use some help and figured many monkey brains were better than mine alone. Does anyone know where/how I can access films by Senegalese directors (original French or Wolof is fine, though English subtitles a plus) either in New York City, Boston or on the web? And I don't just mean Ousmane Sembene--I'm looking for work by Moussa Toure specifically, but any African film resources would help. Thanks everyone!!!! p.s. Just wanted to say hello again after a long absence. I just returned from a five-month stay in Senegal. It was great to be there, and now it's great to be home.

Tits! This is the best informational site about the topic I have seen. I'm not so sure about the webmaster's taste in music, however.

How To Steal a Bike (16MB .MOV video) more inside

Zookeepers in Denmark knowingly fed animals in their care to family and friends. more inside

Ex-KKK Member Convicted in 1964 Killings Sorry for the NewsFilter, but I thought it was important. Yahoo!News, may require registration (or not).

The Nolan Sisters & Telephone Telepathy - by Rupert Sheldrake, Hugo Godwin and Simon Rockell. The Nolan Sisters?

Happy Summer Solstice, Northern Hemisphere monkeys! Happy Winter Solstice, Southern Hemisphere monkeys! more inside

Urban Air Fresheners. "We created an array of fragrances to help keep you pimpin!"

Michael Jackson "Not Guilty" Toast for Sale! "As I watched the jury's verdict being announced on June 13, 2005, my toast popped up just as Michael was acquitted." more inside

Flickr Fiend - AdJab covers Flickr. Also spotted more Great Flickr Tools.

Leonardo's lost work, the Battle of Anghiari, may be hidden behind a wall in Florence. more inside

Read between the lines... Hello reader, and welcome to my page: if you want something, try to deserve it. more inside

World66: The Travel Guide: It's a sort of a wiki with contributions by travellers. But you can set up your own maps with countries or states (USA) you've visited and have photo thumbs with blurbs at cities seen for instance. I've only just discovered it but it seems like it could be a very useful/handy tool-come-travelfilofax and diary kind of thing. It (your own stuff I presume) can be downloaded to a portable or a website. There's said to be lots of traveller info in the site as well.

I'm so hungry I could eat a... a database of foods eaten in times of famine.