ATTENTION SCOOTER NERDS: Lambretta chase movie available over in Brooklyn.

Beach Billboards Environmentally safe ads imprinted in sand.

"Two All-Beef Patties Special Sauce Lettuce Cheese Pickles Onion on a Sesame Seed LIE!" Or, the Freaky Universe of McDonald's Advertising VIA the current issue of Stay Free! magazine. more inside

Fear The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The logical extension of teaching Intelligent Design. via BB more inside

Fat Britney Chosen for new Holostamps The Onion in the year 2056.
Warning! No beverages while reading, you'll just short out any electronics within snorting distance.

Nose Up In order to make your little nose clearer, more beautiful and full of happiness, this product is necessary for your nose! Anti-germ & stink-proof! more inside

Personal selections of sacred manuscripts from the British Library.

Mommy, the Eldersburg weather man is scaring me. FLASH

First it was the squirrels, then it was rats, now the wombats are joining in! The animal resistance is mobilising!

How much would it cost you to do like Bruce Wayne and become a superhero? Forbes Magazine thinks they have it all figured out. In the spirit of their Fictional Fifteen, previously disected at MeFi.

Logical explanations become conspiracy theory Logical explanations for unicorns and dragons spirals into all out theory for an evil reptilian race which is apparently thought common

Phallic Logo Awards. The game designers across the nation are playing is; can they design a logo and get it approved without the client realising it's a big spurting penis? [Subliminally NSFW]

Sex and Food. Together. Well, at least in this interesting blog, which seems to alternate Kama Sutra-like instruction with tasty recipes. Some language vaguely NSFW. Please ignore the "human flesh tofu" link.

Plea for help from all you cine-philes out there Hey all, Don't mean to be an obnoxious monkey, but I could really use some help and figured many monkey brains were better than mine alone. Does anyone know where/how I can access films by Senegalese directors (original French or Wolof is fine, though English subtitles a plus) either in New York City, Boston or on the web? And I don't just mean Ousmane Sembene--I'm looking for work by Moussa Toure specifically, but any African film resources would help. Thanks everyone!!!! p.s. Just wanted to say hello again after a long absence. I just returned from a five-month stay in Senegal. It was great to be there, and now it's great to be home.