June 21, 2005

• fuckin assholes.
• at first i thought the zookeepers were feeding family members to the animals. THAT i could get behind.
• At least they did it knowingly...
• >:( Mind you, muskrat is gooooood eatin'.
• Chy's Motherfuckin' Muskrat soup: low carb. Only 22g! 1 motherfuckin muskrat some cream, bitches 3 hardboiled eggs (can use gator) 1 goddam whole pack of dry mustard 1 fuckin' whole bunch of flour Black & cayenne pepper Salt Cover prepared motherfuckin' muskrat (musk glands removed and carcass thoroughly washed) with water in a pot & slam down the lid, cook slowly until tender, adding water if needed. Bash with hammer a bit here and there. Cool, strip meat from bones and cut into small pieces with scissors (obey, obey, OBEY). Save the pot liquor and add an equal quantity of cream. Mash egg yolks, add mustard and flour and stir the juice into it. Season to taste with black and cayenne pepper and salt. Chop egg whites and, with the meat, add to soup after it has boiled. Serve magma hot. Sherry may be added at the table or before. Or after. Glug Glug Glug.
• Chy's Strangled Muskrat and Onions 1 motherfuckin muskrat 1 quart Water 1 1/2 tbsp Salt 1/4 tsp Paprika (for colour) 1/2 cup Flour 3 tbsp LARD 3 large onions; sliced 1 cup sour cream Catch and strangle the motherfuckin' muskrat with your bare hands (deputy Dawg impersonations are good while doing this). Skin and clean the muskrat, remove fat, scent glands and white tissue inside each leg (this is important). Soak muskrat overnight in a weak brine solution of 1 tbsp salt to 1 quart water. Drain, disjoint and chop the bitch up: debone and use scissors to cut up the meat (obey, obey, OBEY!!!11!). Put flour, salt & paprika in a paper bag. Add muskrat pieces and shake until each piece is well coated, doing the locomotion. Melt LARD in heavy fry pan, add the muskrat pieces and saute slowly until browned. When meat is browned, cover with onions, sprinkle with salt and pepper and pour the cream over. Cover fry pan and simmer for 1 hour. Then get outrageously drubk.
• Chy's Muskrat Au Naturale 1 Damn Muskrat Catch muskrat. Kill muskrat. Eat muskrat.
• And then, with all the muskrat furs, make some hats.
• Daaaaaaaaaaaamn straight. Mountain man beard not included.
• dare I ask when we're gonna git around to some muskrat luuuuuvvvvv in here???
• >Catch muskrat. Kill muskrat. Eat muskrat. Oh, yeah- "What do you call a dead muskrat? A good start-" I guess you think that's FUNNY. You people disgust me. Won't someone please think of the muskrats?
• There is no mention whether this may simply have been a matter of culling the population at the zoo, as part of proper animal management. Muskrats, for example, both breed heavily and also respond positively to culling; if you cull them moderately, you end up with greater numbers of muskrats. If these were responsible, humane culls, I see no problem in eating the remains. What's the more beneficial alternative supposed to be, throwing them directly in the garbage?
• Chy you are one crazy bastard, I tell you what. *develops secret crush* Oh shit I typed that
• muskrat luuuuuvvvvv ohGODpleasemakeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstop *curls in foetal position*
• motherfuckin' muskrat If it's a matter of revenge, then by all means...
• Jesus...just how bad is Danish food? Danish family sits down at the dinner table; Dad; "Fuck this crap, let's have muskrat again!" Kids; "Yay!" Mom; "I hate you all. I really do."
• BFD
• Please don't think of the muskrats. They're able to read minds, you know, and us thinking about them sort of freaks them out. Really. Especially Chyren.
• dear little muskrat, come to me I'm hungry enough for two men or three you're breedin' so fast you'll soon run out of feeding and that is the sorry-ass human reason I'm gobbling you and all o' your kin soon my wife will go clad in muskrat skin folks, the operative word here is 'rat' a critter too big for a cat to discourage the tricky part is removing the 'musk' before it ruins the meatage and furrage