June 22, 2005

Mommy, the Eldersburg weather man is scaring me. FLASH
posted by Chyren 19 years ago
  • because he can follow your mouse with his eyes?
  • He's no David Lynch, that's for sure.
  • AAAAAA! *slaps monitor*
  • I like how his head appears to shrink and expand, as if his brain is casually throbbing away sans skull. Heh, today's high is 81˚ F! Rock on! Pass the Saphora Secundiflora beans please...
  • I can't still be drunk on that Auxerrois from last night, can I?
  • The lady at the Headlines link has much better Disney Animatronics. And, unlike the weatherman, she doesn't look like Paul Bernardo, so she has that going for her.
  • She is stern but slightly gozzy. Hot dang!
  • That looks like one o them thar 'straw men', I heard about 'em, look all pretty and stuff, nothin' but straw where their brains used 'ta be . . . Poor, sad bastard. Went off and wanted to be a big shot weatherman and all, now didja? Look where it gotcha! Look where it gotcha! Ya'all ain't got nothin but straw for brains now, ya damn fool!!!
  • Hee, holding the cursor on his nose makes him go cross-eyed!
  • Hey, I went to elementary school in Eldersburg, MD. Not only a neat creepy thing to show my niece, but also a blast from the past. Thanks.
  • I didn't hear a word he said -- too busy trying to avoid his evil gaze. And the headline lady's mouth doesn't belong to the rest of her face.
  • He's kind of hott. I wonder if he's single...
  • Hee, holding the cursor on his nose makes him go cross-eyed! So they make him stand there all day and follow the cursor on his screen? That's too much power for any employer to have. I'd bet their computer doesn't let more than one "viewer" work the thing at once though, kinda like you have to wait your turn to pan the spycam at Sproul Plaza, or he'd be even more spastic. No, seriously, how do they do that with recorded material, and WHY do they do it on THAT site?
  • He's still giving the forecast for Tuesday.
  • And the headline lady is giving news from June 13. Nothing much happens in Eldersburg.
  • Something tells me Big Davey doesn't understand the internets.
  • Neither do I, and I like it that way.