Show and tell! Couldn't resist posting this, my dog is Miss September! Meet Widget. (Oh, and don't miss Mr. January 2004. Heh.)

An indescribable horror. Direct, deliberate cruelty. The pictures that have been coming out of this horrendous attack have been sickening. more inside

Tips for the traveler in the U.S. From Under the Fire Star.

Let's be friends! Touching photos of unusual animal friendships.

Sunflowers = Hydrogen; The future for eco-cars? Could we grow our own gas in the future? more inside

How to win at fantasy football... and annoy people.

Koala Sabotage In the Big List of Two Words You Wouldn't Normally Expect to Find Next to Each Other, "Koala Sabotage" ranks in the top ten, just below "Lemur Assassin." Nonetheless, it's a good name for this game, wherein your team of fuzzy, cuddly koalas derail trains and steal supplies in order to build cheap, shoddy houses. Not the sort of behavior you generally expect from marsupials. [Flash]
[via Little Fluffy]

Psychoceramics. [Quoi?] more inside

Curious George: Gmail . I still have five Gmail invitations. Can I sell them on Ebay, or is there a specialized marketplace?

Lets play a game of Spot the Humping Dogs

Me and... a small, yet strangely compelling collection of pictures of some guy named Victor Modlinski and the people whom he has met over the years.

Curious George - Suggestions for an online donation jar Looking for tips/suggestions/hints for adding an online "donation jar", the proceeds of which will go towards a Nepali girls education. more inside

self-referential aptitude test (with a unique solution)

Learn how (not) to smuggle drugs! For those of you bent on thwarting the DEA and their friends, be advised, those people had seen it all. Check here their most recent monthly online magazine detailing the latest in drug smuggling. Of course, you could always swallow small packets and then travel. Remember, though, to arrange for Orlando Tobon to bury your hapless remains.

Grab your Weinerwhistle and learn the toot! Oscar Mayer tries its meaty hand at creating flash games for kids. Big red bulging phallic madness ensues. The multi-holed Weinerwhistle is a clear winner, but Weiner Pong and Weiner Patrol aren't far behind.

"God might choose to speak to you while you

Tired of the same-old political parties? Why not give The Personal Choice Party a chance? Tackling such huge issues as polygamy, hemp, and meme propogation, Presidential candidate Charles Jay and his running mate, The Babe Ruth of Adult Films, Marilyn Chambers are looking to knock the rocks off the status quo at a County Fair or Gun Show near you.

Milkmen Fathers Who Breastfeed. Anecdotal evidence is of no scientific worth, but let's hear monkey anecdotes about this fascinating though weird phenomenon anyway.

An A-list you might not want to make. Bill Maher: Incredible horndog; would diddle the alligators if they drained the pond. Gwyneth Paltrow: Snotty, pompous chain-smoking toothpick. Bill Gates: Has this thing where he rocks uncontrollably in his chair. Alanis Morrissette: Has a fetish for painting mens' tonails. [Geocities page, link noticed in a recent thread at Mefi.]

The Fredrick Douglass Papers Online
Brand new. Via the NYTimes.