September 03, 2004

"God might choose to speak to you while you
posted by SideDish 20 years ago
  • Is this anything like the EXTREME TEEN BIBLE! or the ADVENTURE BIBLE, or the Bible for Teen Girls? I'm just waiting for the How to Make Love Like a Prophet Bible ;)
  • The only insight I've ever had while running or lifting weights is "Man, running and lifting weights really sucks."
  • You could bring your Gym Bag Bible to The Lord's Gym. Lord's Gym Clermont is a facility which provides a well-rounded health and fitness environment without compromising a Christian atmosphere.
  • Dude the Make Love Like A Prophet bible link is broken. Fix it! C'mon c'mon *click* *click* *click* Must . . learn. . to . . . make . . love like . . Elijah . . .
  • 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book: 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book. - Revelations You're toast, Poos-Benson.
  • Sorry, that was just supposed to be "bolded." There is no book. There never was a book. Sorry for the confusion.
  • oh, man, the logo for The Lord's Gym is tacky -- jesus under the weight of the cross? what, doing bicep work?
  • If the Lord's Gym is too plebian for you, there's always Lord's Cricket Ground, the Cathedral of Cricket. I hear Jesus bowls a mean googlie. Note: "Lord's Cricket Ground" has no actual religious affiliation. Visiting Lord's may not lead to spiritual salvation. For that, you must watch a Man U game.
  • I'd like to point out my inability to find a photo of said bible on their site.
  • oh ye of little faith, mid. just because you cannot see the Gym Bag Bible
  • You know, I didn't think of it that way.
  • what, doing bicep work? Wide grip pulldowns, I would expect.
  • Exactly; Simon of Cyrene spotted. :)
  • (You knew I was going to say this) The theological implications are staggering!
  • I fully expected to see separate men's and women's workout areas at that Lord's Gym thing. (Not that that's not something even foul heathens like myself might want). Also, I third the 'where's the Bible'? I'm betting it's a big photocopy, or a Gideon.
  • I'd like to point out my inability to find a photo of said bible on their site. The program is proven to attract new members to your church and to engage existing members in profound ways that bond them to your church. Basically you
  • What is with the squares+letter being added in my comment? it this a category for the post, L7.
  • Just what the world needs, another bible. Yee-haw. Order now and they'll send it already stinking of unwashed gym socks and stale ballsweat.
  • Must . . learn. . to . . . make . . love like . . Elijah . . . pete_best, while that's a totally hot image, I fail to see what Frodo has to do with any of this.
  • He has the one true cockring.