September 03, 2004

Grab your Weinerwhistle and learn the toot! Oscar Mayer tries its meaty hand at creating flash games for kids. Big red bulging phallic madness ensues. The multi-holed Weinerwhistle is a clear winner, but Weiner Pong and Weiner Patrol aren't far behind.
posted by spackle 20 years ago
  • People, please note that I'm doing my part to help MoFi recover from all the lost socks and Kelsey Grammer and lactating men and Bush twin jokes. We need more dignity, and higher standards... and a good healthy vigorous game of Hide the Salami.
  • you can send your wife the "learn to play the weinerwhistle" link for a subtle reminder.
  • The phrase "Interactive Weinerwhistle" makes my day complete. Now to casually drop it into a conversation....
  • Monkeyfilter: playing the Web Weinerwhistle big red bulging phallic madness ensues
  • A Ha! But what if... Kelsey Grammer searches for his socks in urine-soaked pants while simultaneously breastfeeding the Bush Twins and playing a "Wienie Whistle"? *Nudge Nudge Wink Wink*
  • Then fully half of the people here will get upset.
  • And the other half?
  • Will vote Marilyn Chambers for VP.
  • ...doesn't know how the other half lives. MCT, you may be trivializing the issue a bit much. People were upset about jokes that defined a woman as nothing more than an object to be abused by men. Making a similar joke about an inflatable doll or a weinermobile is entirely different, because those really are objects and hence the funny is not tainted by sexism.
  • My intent wasn't to trivialize, just trying to keep things light, that's all. I agree that inflatable dolls and weiner whistles are different, absolutely. I do find it interesting that the dead baby thread got far less criticism (I'm not judging, but that's not how I would have predicted it). But all in all, I agree with SideDish: it's not wrong to be offended, but it's probably not worth getting that worked up over.
  • It's Wienerwhistle, folks. </spelling_flame>