Me and... a small, yet strangely compelling collection of pictures of some guy named Victor Modlinski and the people whom he has met over the years.

Curious George - Suggestions for an online donation jar Looking for tips/suggestions/hints for adding an online "donation jar", the proceeds of which will go towards a Nepali girls education. more inside

self-referential aptitude test (with a unique solution)

Learn how (not) to smuggle drugs! For those of you bent on thwarting the DEA and their friends, be advised, those people had seen it all. Check here their most recent monthly online magazine detailing the latest in drug smuggling. Of course, you could always swallow small packets and then travel. Remember, though, to arrange for Orlando Tobon to bury your hapless remains.

Grab your Weinerwhistle and learn the toot! Oscar Mayer tries its meaty hand at creating flash games for kids. Big red bulging phallic madness ensues. The multi-holed Weinerwhistle is a clear winner, but Weiner Pong and Weiner Patrol aren't far behind.

"God might choose to speak to you while you

Tired of the same-old political parties? Why not give The Personal Choice Party a chance? Tackling such huge issues as polygamy, hemp, and meme propogation, Presidential candidate Charles Jay and his running mate, The Babe Ruth of Adult Films, Marilyn Chambers are looking to knock the rocks off the status quo at a County Fair or Gun Show near you.

Milkmen Fathers Who Breastfeed. Anecdotal evidence is of no scientific worth, but let's hear monkey anecdotes about this fascinating though weird phenomenon anyway.

An A-list you might not want to make. Bill Maher: Incredible horndog; would diddle the alligators if they drained the pond. Gwyneth Paltrow: Snotty, pompous chain-smoking toothpick. Bill Gates: Has this thing where he rocks uncontrollably in his chair. Alanis Morrissette: Has a fetish for painting mens' tonails. [Geocities page, link noticed in a recent thread at Mefi.]

The Fredrick Douglass Papers Online
Brand new. Via the NYTimes.

Will Ferrell: A Message from White House West Fantastic parody featuring Will Ferrell as George W. Bush.. In Quicktime and Win Media formats

Big Wave The yeti is back and still after penguins. Previous yeti posts here and here.

Pleasure Boat Captains For Truth has been formed to counter the deliberate misrepresentation of George W. Bush's drinking record. We seek to portray him as he was, and still is: a "lightweight." (4mbQuicktime) more inside

Curious George - Which of my daughers are mo hotta? Ok kids, now is the time for a bit of irreverence about W and his campaign's putting the Bushettes on display. Which one is the foxier republican Barbie Doll? I vote for the brunette.

Curious George What do you use as a p2p filesharing application? more inside

Ukes of Hazzard **Warning** will be unable to remove from head for days and days. via The Schmoopdeck