September 03, 2004

Tired of the same-old political parties? Why not give The Personal Choice Party a chance? Tackling such huge issues as polygamy, hemp, and meme propogation, Presidential candidate Charles Jay and his running mate, The Babe Ruth of Adult Films, Marilyn Chambers are looking to knock the rocks off the status quo at a County Fair or Gun Show near you.
posted by shawnj 19 years ago
  • I'd definitely vote for Marilyn Chambers. Not as many know this, but she also starred as the armpit-vampire in Cronenberg's Rabid.
  • Seconded, but only if they appoint Ron Jeremy to a Cabinet, um, position. Secretary of Autofellatio, perhaps.
  • I love this link from the front page:Five Reasons Why Christians Should NOT Get Marriage Licenses. And no, it's not b/c teh gayz are getting them.
  • I am DOWN with Chambers for Veep. I don't care what the platform is, eating babies or using poor people for fertilizer. I am DOWN with it, people. We need to make this happen.
  • Who knew that the already-fringe Libertarian Party would give birth to an even fringier party? As for Marylin C., I'll hold my decision until I see some recent pictures of her... remember "Green Door" was 30 years ago...
  • Reason 5: when you marry with a state-issued license, you're actually marrying the State of Ohio. I for one am entirely persuaded.