Curious George: I am the, ahem , webmaster for a friends holiday rental home in Spain. The website is there but theres no hits when searching for it using Google and the usual suspects. Whats the best way to submit to search engines? And for free?

Japanese Medley is a nice interpretation of some classic Japanese songs by Redefined a jazz group from University of Wisconsin – Madison.

Somebody explain this to me. When did the mystery auction become such a big thing on Ebay. more inside

Want a wedding cake made of Legos? Who doesn't! While this is not the greatest use of Legos I've ever seen, it's still a pretty cool wedding type keep-sake. more inside

formerly rosie *the unedited rantings of a fat 43 year old menopausal ex -talk show host * -married mother of four- read at your own risk - my spelling sux (add * ocd * adhd * lmnop * suv * dvd * y not me)
...otherwise known as the blog of celebrity thespian, lesbian, comedienne and talk show host Rosie O'Donnell, and it's surprisingly personal and intimate for an honest-to-gosh real live famous person blog. It's also pretty fascinating.

Remember the joke about the ring around Uranus? Well apparently now you can get rid of the ugly stains....! Flabberwhelmed by this post i went asearching to edumacate maself. And then i found this. Mama mia!

This gives me the cross-eyed shits How many times have you been to the local multiplex and sat through an out-of-focus screening? more inside

LA Monkey Meetup and T Shirt Stuffing Party Most everyone who needs to know already does, but I thought I'd let it be known to the monkeysphere that yours truly, space kitty, PY, mandyman, sexyrobot, cellar floor and goofyfoot are (more than likely) gonna meetup at Casa de Calamari for a potluck and t shirt stuffing party this Wednesday night at 7:00pm. Write me at the email address in my profile if you are gonna be in LA and want to join us.

MoFi CD Swap 4! The title says it all: who's in for another round of CD-swapping goodness? more inside

I suppose having it scroll [fill in the blank] would be redundant. . .

Scholar claims Michelangelo faked the Laocoön statue Lynn Catterson from Colombia University, says that the sculpture of Laocoön, a character from the Iliad, found in 1506, was not created by the ancient Greeks but by wily Mikey. Michelangelo was on site when the sculpture was found and was the person who authenticated it. He also faked other stuff. Fire up the DeLorean, Doc, we're sending the Capuchin SWAT team back with handcuffs for this evil artist. more inside

South African zoo wants chimp to kick smoking habit more inside

Adobe buys Macromedia "...we anticipate the integration team will identify opportunities for cost savings by the time the acquisition closes." So long, FireWorks. See ya, LiveMotion. Hasta la vista, FreeHand. US$3.4 billion to ensure fewer choices for designers such as I. Anyone wanna wager on the upcoming GoLive/Dreamweaver deathmatch?

Leviathan: My life is now complete. more inside

Curious George: Opera Help! This morning I was browsing Mefi and Mofi when my computer crashed (which it often does in the early morning, coldness I guess). When the computer started back up, I reopened my browser, which is Opera. When I went to my favorite places to reload Mefi/Mofi I found that all my links were gone... all of them! Do any monkey know what to do, or how this problem came about. Can I prevent this from happening in the future, and more importantly, can I get my links back?

The Oxyrhynchus Papyri reveal their secrets. more inside

Curious George: Web Page mark up program I just read an article (but forgot where I read it...) about programs that enable you to take a copy of a web page, mark it up with your comments and forward it on to someone. Any monkey's know what's best in this area? (I'm a mac OS X user) Thanks for the help!

Police want to add monkey to SWAT team.

The Biggest Summer Movie of the Year is About to Break Down the WALLS!! (WMV. file) More info here.

"TJCG is God and is SPREADING and SHEDDING LIGHT in a DARK World." Ted Jesus Christ GOD has been working on his True Third Testament to the Bible for a while now. He wants your virgin daughters (which makes him kind of a David Koresh figure without the guns and shredding metal guitar licks). Perhaps because he often finds himself being drastically hacked by demons, he's a big Linux advocate. [via the Daily Illuminator]