April 19, 2005

I suppose having it scroll [fill in the blank] would be redundant. . .
posted by mecurious 19 years ago
  • It's a high tech tombstone for a dead penis. (old trucker joke)
  • King of Nerds
  • I'm betting it comes with this programmed in already: F....R....E...E... M....U....S....T...A....C....H.....E.... R....I....D....E.....S
  • I generally don't like belt buckles _or_ leds, but I'm actually tempted to buy this.
  • I want to buy one just to scroll, "Quit staring at my crotch." $29 is a bit steep for those of us without jobs, though.
  • but if you get one you can have it scroll "WILL WORK FOR SALARY"