Way up wep! At the British Library's website "a remarkable collection of more than 55 hours of audio recordings of English regional accents and dialects went online today" via the Grauniad. Proper job, my lover.

The Sense of Smell Institute. Get ready for Sense of Smell Day (April 30) or read the Fun Facts with Dr Nosetradamus (sigh).

Does this bother anyone other than me? I'm not a Kobe fan. I'm not even a basketball fan. This woman's behavior doesn't say "victim" to me.

Finally, a use for that dormant GMail account. Use it as a great big hard disk that can be accessed from anywhere. more inside

Everything you wanted to know about menstruation. But were too busy dodging plates to ask. Or feeling too rubbish to look up (depending). Includes jokes.

The Cross in Space via bifurcated rivets

It's all about the O. Guess I wasn't the only one whose eye was caught by that commercial. probably USian monkeys only.

Spider man, Man of God. (via)

MofiMefiMeet Seattle Monkeys, please join us at the Big Time in the U on March 5. Flaunt your tees, as it's been years since Matt launchend any couture.

Masquerade and the Mysteries of Kit Williams
I had a copy of untitled as a kid and was much attached to it. Kit's work is intricate, beautiful and intriguing; surely I'm not alone in my nostalgia for these books?

US Supreme Court Bans Executions for Minors. Well, for those who committed their crime(s) as minors. more inside

Fine, felt and fat-free. These look sew yummy, and according to the felt food pyramid I'm allowed half of one.

Teacher Gone Wild!! (wmv File) A Student in Brick Township NJ filmed his teacher going apesh*t in class with his camera phone. This really brings back memories of high school.

Star Wars stickers. Also, Star Wars Tazos, Mars Attacks Cards, A-Team stickers, Horror Cards, More horror cards (and aliens and spaceships, too), Thundercats stickers, Space 1999 stickers, Civil War cards (and many more) more inside

Curious George: Living with Epilepsy. Looking for monkeys with experience living with (or living with another who has) epilepsy. more inside

Rock and Roll Hall of Douchebags A wonderful collection of Lame and Funny Band promotional Photos.

Swamp meetup [+]

Sign and sight is the English version of on-line German culture magazine Perlentaucher. Launched heute.

President Bush praises the contribution of Wales to the international community. Wales flattered but nonplussed. more inside

Virulent George... Discussed before , but what I want to know, is what are we to do about it at a personal level? Say CNN gets all nuts one morning and announces a couple thousand dead in a week in Thailand. Then what? more inside