March 02, 2005

The Cross in Space via bifurcated rivets
posted by Argh 19 years ago
  • Thank God that cross is up there. It could throw those independance day aliens off trying to intercept our satelites and use them. Sneaky aliens, we fooled you this time!
  • Will it shoot laser beams and stuff? That would be neat.
  • probably not maryh... it's only 2 inches long.
  • I hope you're referring to the cross.
  • Shouldn't it be an uppercase "T"?
  • 'here in fort myers' Isn't that where the Red Sox play?
  • Depending on the orbit, it could be travelling at up to 17,000 mph or more. Definitely a hazard to navigation. I'm hoping NASA will have something to say about this.
  • What?! It's only 2 inches long?? Look, I can admire an empty gesture as long as it's got some audacious touch to it, but this is so...unambitious. Just shooting a toothpick into the ether isn't enough- where's the zany? Couldn't they enclose it within the withering husk of R J Rushdoony? And then maybe throw in some laser beams?
  • Launch facilities will conduct their live streaming webcast at http://www.geocities.com/SunsetAvenue/~bjenkins/cross/operations/launch-operations.html
  • Depending on the orbit, it could be travelling at up to 17,000 mph or more. Definitely a hazard to navigation. Don't worry, God is their Co-pilot.
  • Well, this one is considerably larger, if size matters. Also, older and far better known.
  • hey, craiglist is sending an ad into space. coincidence? i think. . . .so.
  • one word....wacko!
  • Nice site there, bees, incidentally.
  • One of these days, Jesus - to the moon! /Gleason
  • It's not the size of the cross. It's how many people you can nail to it.
  • Well, if it hits one of those supposed orbiting killer satellites, then we're all toasted. Oh, well. Time to release the death cow.
  • fish tick wins. and I believe it's technically frickin laser beams.
  • I think they should not be cross in space. Because being cross is bad. We should all be nice to each other.
  • So, you are the Christ, yes, the great Jesus Christ, Prove to me that you're sincere- Hang ten in the ionosphere...
  • At least the microfilmed Bible they're shooting up there with it will let the aliens know that we're easy pickins for magical beings from the sky. I for one welcome etc., etc., etc.
  • What's the buzz? Tell me whats a-happenin!
  • Hehe, okay I just read the page. Seriously. That's some fucked up shit.
  • Prepare for glory and salvation! The imminent launch into Earth rotation, A two inch sign of crucifixion Floats in space for long duration. Naysayers rise to pooh-pooh it, Shouting that "It's fucked-up shit." Not so, oh doubters feeble, What about the microfilmed beeble? While sceptics drown in perspiration, Believers feel anticipation. Who to thank for revelation? Arthur Blessitt, the man that carried the cross around the world in every nation.
  • If I were Jesus I'd be thinking "oh for Christ's sake lay off that crucifixion thing already... it's been 2000 years and they can't stop talking about. It hurt enough the first time, no need to keep reminding me"
  • A guy walks into a bar and pulls out a 2-inch cross and a tiny penitant...