March 01, 2005
Fine, felt and fat-free.
These look sew yummy, and according to the felt food pyramid I'm allowed half of one.
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Crazy silliness + Internet = my kind of place )))) Yay!
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"Sewdorky doughnuts are $12.95 each plus $3.50 shipping (up to 3 doughnuts)" Holy cow! They must be veeery special indeed!
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Donuts I can't eat? Hmm, let's see - yes, judges say "that sucks."
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these may be felt but not eaten, eye candy to sweeten the look of your plate without gaining weight
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They look like semi-cool hemorrhoid cushions to me...
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...but kinda small...
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marmoset-sized hemorrhoids cushions, perhaps?
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My you hæmorrhoids always be so small, wendell! /Old Irish folk blessing
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gah! sp my/may
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paging Homer Simpson, paging Homer Simpson....
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This wasn't quite what I'd envisioned when I wished for a gluten-free donut shop.
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Donut holes from the gluten free shop. Oops, they're out of stock.
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Awesome, thanks PY. I hadn't seen that place yet. =)
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I thought Gluteny was one of the Seven Deadly Sins. Like Bride and Rust...
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And sloths. Don't forget about the sloths. I'm not sure gluten is sinful, but it's surely poisonous. How many people do you know who had to learn how to not eat poison? "Bad Shan! Don't eat poison!" I find the situation quite absurd.
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mmm...fake food makes me so fake hungry.
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I *felt* your pain.