Pets or Food? 40 lbs. baby seal meat for only 68.99$US. Mmm! Plus recipes like Sweet and Sour Koala Loaf. This might be a joke.

Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt!! The name Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt was an inevitable afterthought. When Steven Seagal finished creating a drink that holds untold natural power, there was only one equivalent in nature- The Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt. Both mysterious and powerful, it's a symbol of the untold energy the earth has to offer- Such is Steven Seagals Lightning Bolt energy drink. more inside

Nacho Libre Jack Black is one of those actors who is excruciatingly annoying if in the wrong role (Orange County), or stupidly-hilarious if in the right one (School of Rock). Enter "Nacho Libre" -- Jack plays a priest who becomes a Mexican wrestler in order to save the orphanage. more inside

Unexpected Comet Pojamanski is visible for Northern monkeys. It has a pretty turquoise tail. It needs a pretty name, however.

Fascism Checklist See how many apply to your country. Discuss. No, no I mean in the thread. Discuss it in the thread here. Also, there are some Boob videos. Probably SFW, but I'm going to mark them as NSFW just in case more inside

Nessie is really Dumbo claims Neil Clark, curator of palaeontology at Glasgow University's Hunterian Museum. "Ya pure mad dafty!" cry Scotland's Tourism Industry and the many believers of the legend of the Loch Ness monster. more inside

Cleveland Meetup Pics ... are here and here and here.

Real Life Simpsons Intro (Embedded Video). Via digg, via Layer 8. more inside

Mark Jenkin's Storker Project is a fascinating sort of urban grafitti. Jenkins makes life size babies out of packing tape then abandons them in urban, suburban and rural areas. The final result is absurd, eye catching and occasionally even poignant.

Have you ever seen a robot mule stumble around as if dancing to the sound of a model airplane engine? (Second link = YouTube video with sound) more inside

You: Gorgeous. Me: A Gamer... "I’m pretty sure if I can just pay you for that drink that we will soon be making hot monkey love back at my apartment. However, I am disappointed at how much dating is already costing me, and how many obstacles one must overcome to simply buy a girl a drink..."

Bizarro, I love you.
I made an egg for you. Bawk Bawk!

I'm a lunatic. I scare people. Out of boredom and the attempt to be the first to do SOMEthing, I typed weirdo into Google and hit "I'm feeling lucky" This is what I got. Muahahahahahaaaaaa......

Political video games against the dictatorship of entertainment. (Old but never posted before, possibly NSFW, and via BB.)

Left Behind, page by page Blogger Slacktivist has been doing a weekly series on the first Left Behind book for almost two-and-a-half years and one hundred posts now, going page by page and noting the inconsistencies, poor storytelling and even poorer theology (he's a liberal Christian). Earlier posts are at the bottom of the linked page.

Incredibly bold opinion offered on Al-Jazeera Dr. Wafa Sultan is a Syrian expatriate and psychologist. In this video, she offers up an incredibly brave statement on Al-Jazeera television that the extremist Muslims must learn to co-exist with the West, rather than attempt to convert-or-exterminate them. It's about 5 mins long, but well worth the watch.

Crazy-Ass Juggling 1)Click on Link 2)Click on Must See Finale 3)Watch 4)Praise.

Friday Flash Fun - Splash Back Drop the drips on the dots and splash lots of splots across game tops. totally not ripped off from MeFi more inside

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition. Christians are finally getting a high-caliber shoot-'em-up videogame of their own.

Political George - How do I get past the gate keepers in DC? Rancho Calamari Productions is starting up a new documentary project and we'd like to get interviews with a bunch of mucky-mucks in Washington DC, but I can't seem to get past their "people" in their offices. Anyone have experience in this? more inside