March 06, 2006

Pets or Food? 40 lbs. baby seal meat for only 68.99$US. Mmm! Plus recipes like Sweet and Sour Koala Loaf. This might be a joke.
  • In addition to running Pets or Food™, Sidney (Zwibel) is the brains behind Internet success story ClickMonkeys!!, an off shore click farm that helps struggling eRetailers and eBusinesses generate revenue by inflating page views and clicking on ad banners. *readies resumĂ©, flexes fingers*
  • pets r gnawed food if u have the stom-ick for this
  • *eyeballs Lucy the Kelpie-dog snoozing under the desk** Bleah! Too tough and stringy.
  • Where's McCartney?
  • There's an Australian bush poem about eating your way through the alphabet starting with aardvark, stuff up with eating Dalai Lama as opposed to llama - koala smoothie recipe included - no web links - wish there were. Fits perfectly. Poet is Murray Hartin. Been accused of humour bypass before - this site is a joke right??? RIGHT??? /nice soothing talking men lead her away quietly in white coat.....
  • **makes soothing motions with fly swatter**
  • Aaaaaaaaah sweet relief