The W is for Wanton Words that will never be used to describe this playing card deck of vintage George W. Bush erotica: "hauntingly beautiful."

Dance, and drink, and screw. Because there's nothing else to do. In which William Shatner covers Pulp's Common People, as previously promised. My brain has just launched legal action against my ears. (Quicktime, 2MB, large snippet of song) more inside

"She's Lost Control." Joy Division, George W. Bush, nipple wrenches and a gimp. [NSFW, .wmv, via Fleshbot.]

Talking Points: They're True Because They're Said A Lot Real media (you monkeys have been warned).

Australia. Crap, apparently. Oddly enough, this masterpiece of spittle-flecked venom wrought in HTML is not, in fact, by a New Zealander.

It was easy to overlook 97 Orchard Street. The building was but one of the thousands of tenements that sprouted up on the Lower East Side during the nineteenth century.

Let's talk body odor. Would you want to know?(via Obscure Store) more inside

Ethnologue - Want to learn where different languages are spoken and approximately how many people speak the language? This is your site. For instance: Languages of the USA

Human Timeline Do you know when humans first migrated from Africa? When did humans first plant seeds? When did the Neanderthals die out? A handy guide. more inside

This site has both Castlevania AND Streetfighter. It doesn't get more non-productive at work than that.

Seymour Hersh A.C.L.U. address video (Real Player). Also in transcript form. Introduction: ". . .it's so ironic, ... the best information we may get about this election may come from a combination of John Sayles, Fahrenheit 9-11, The Control Room and the nightly news by John Stewart."

This being my first online community experience, I found this link to be especially interesting. I had no idea trolling and the response to it was so, um, multi-layered.

The Complete Works of HP Lovecraft

A fan trailer for an incredible looking film.

'New Body of Art' Series (NSFW)

Dozens of cute japanese fisheye puppy pictures and two kittens. Discuss.

Blair blames Chirac for war on Iraq. This just gets funnier. more inside

Curious George Post-apocalyptic novels? Any monkeys know any good ones (MI) more inside

Cuddle Party
Yet another reason that we will not be spared when our alien overlords take over the planet. Seriously, I've got to see this.

"Monkey Apes Humans By Walking on Two Legs"
The picture is killing me. nicked from WAXY, as per usual.