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Nice photo. Anil Dash slips one over on The Man: Goatse.cx, on his t-shirt, appears in the New York Times. The Internet, having achieved all of its goals, can close up shop now.

Bad news, indeed. And, oh goody, there's a movie coming out, too. In about a month, Karla Homolka will be set free. more inside

Photos of an unknown family from many years ago, who probably owned a liquor store which might or might not have been El Gaucho liquor in Huntington Beach, California. Just feast your eyes, people.

An old story, no boubt, but one which should put to rest the idea that close-knit communites in small town America aren't capable of producing some genuinely twisted individuals (if that idea is somehow still miraculously floating around out there.) more inside

It's cold & rainy: let's all take a personality defect quiz! After chasing this around the blogosphere for a while, I decided to take it myself, and it was, I am sorry to say, terribly accurate. I am a Starving Artist: full description inside. more inside

Suffering catfish! It took me all that time to get my dialup modem to work and this is what I end up finding on the web? more inside

Leroy Jenkins! Stupidly amusing even for people (like me) who don't play World of Warcraft. [wmv]

Manitoba Bigfoot II > back in furs. The somewhat disappointing Manitoba Bigfoot video has gained a sequel in a second sighting in the same area. Footprints found, hair recovered. With pix. more inside

The Ten Most Harmful Books of the 19th and 20th Centuries, according to the conservative weekly Human Events Online. Blatantly lifted from the blue.

Curious George: Going to Bonnaroo Any ideas or suggestions about what to bring to make the weekend even more enjoyable? Does anyone know how cell phone service is there ( we are hoping to use them to regroup after shows)? Any Monkeys going this year?

Homebuilt Bicycles (4 pages here)

Moneky, Monkey, Monkey FILTER! Sing it loud, sing it proud. This what Monkey Filter needs! Our own NSFW video with theme music. BTW, this video really is NSFW.

Curious George: Too many files, can't burn a DVD. I'm doing data archival and there are 15,000 files in my directory. All of them must be put on the DVD. Nero Express's "Select Files" menu grinds to a halt because it can't populate the list with so many files. Is there a different DVD data authoring program for Windows that might be slick enough to not get bogged down by something silly like this? Does anyone make a command-line burner? Thanks, fellow monkeys.

Curious George: Teaching Technique What have you taught and what have you learned from your own teachings? How can I become a better teacher?

I'm sure some of their faces just LOOK like masks. Apparently, wearing a Grinch mask in Wheeling is just plain illegal. It might interfere with law enforcement agents' investigation re. Who Stole Christmas.

Mark Felt says he was Deep Throat But Bernstein will neither confirm nor deny. via th' blue and peacay

Please God, No! Rambo IV

Bong Water® Energized Soft Drinks™ Or, for something a tad more spiritual, there's the Kabbala Energy Drink.

Kodak, Don't Take My Kodachrome NY Times, reg. required. Earlier this month, Kodak, based in Rochester, N.Y., delivered a shock to experimental, underground and just plain old-fashioned filmmakers when - one day after a May 8 celebration called Global Super 8 Day - it announced plans to discontinue its low-speed, fine-grained Kodachrome Super 8 film in favor of a new Ektachrome Super 8 product. more inside