June 01, 2005

• OK, when monkeys were discussing the brilliance of foxfire as a browser 'n somebody said that foxfire ALWAYS crashed on them once a day, I never had that problem, until now, running that video. dang.
• Wow. I can't beleive I watched the whole thing. Boobies indeed.
• It's funny that a couple of boobies gets this film an X-rating. They show boobs in almost every shower product ad were I come from. Do these guys hope they get /dotted?
• Very safe for my workplace. Very, very safe.
• Did I wander into Fark by accident???? I was bored after about 15 seconds of this... methinks the target audience is 14 year old boys..
• Good to see that it offended Huron Bob, otherwise I probably wouldn't have enjoyed it. BOOBIES, sixties BOOBIES no less. I loved it. BTW, since I did a shitload of the friggin' work putting the t-shirts thing together, if we do a mofi wide theme song contest, I get to do the music video for it. Especially if it contains boobies.
• I didn't know they had boobies in the sixties.
• I can see your dirty pillows. Everyone will! /Carrie's mom
• ok... squiddy... where did I say I was offended??? Can't even be judgemental and snarky around here without someone tellin' lies on ya... and...speaking of t-shirts... :(
• Carrie's Mom... now there was a model parent! the scary thing is, in this day and age, closer to the norm than she was back when Stevie dreamed her up!
• Two and a half minutes of a shirtless CowboyNeal lookalike gyrating to "slashdot slashdot slashdot slashdot slashdot slashdot slashdot org, dot da-da-dot dot org, dot org." I can see it.
• ok, bored. nonetheless, I loves me some boobies. And what do you mean, ":(", did you not recieve your shirt?
• Jesus, here we go.
• nope...squid... never got that little guy... I sort of figured it got lost in the mail or something.. not a huge deal, i know it got a bit confusing!
• May I propose for Mofi Theme: Peter Gabriel's "Shock The Monkey."
• Guess what I'm wearing.
• Counterproposal: Beastie Boys, "Brass Monkey." /wherever we go we got the monkey with us
• It isn't brown.
• This is a mediocre edit of the classic "Mondo Topless" by the late, great Russ Meyer, may he rest in peace. I love this movie for more than the multitude of boobies, and this is a pretty lame rip.
• trig...thanks for the update on this...first I've read that.... from a tribute site, I found the following: "With Mondo Topless, Russ Meyer discarded all vestiges of plot. This is a movie about one thing and one thing alone: Breasts. You'll see them bouncing, jiggling, and swinging. You'll see them covered in water, mud, and sweat. This is Russ Meyer's "swinging tribute to unrestrained female anatomy." With rock'n'roll setting the beat, a bevy of bump-and-grind artists thrust and bob for the camera"
• I have my breasts exposed.
• Guess what I'm wearing. It isn't brown. You washed your underpants?
• I have my breasts exposed. Quidboobies!! Hide the childr3n!!11!!!!six!!!
• I don't care how derivative or outright thieving that video is...I just wish all music videos were like that. Speaking of music videos, via MeFi's dong_resin who is the editor at Screenhead, the coolest music video I've seen in a long time: Jamiroqai's Feels Just Like It Should. It spurred me to get a bunch of Jamiroquai's music—sadly, I didn't find anything else quite like this song.
• hi, goetter!
• Retroboobies. That 'splains the mascara everywhere. Thanks for your erudition, trig. /w3rd to teh b0ne
• Why do the boobie posts only come up when I'm at work? Now I wants me some boobies.
• Okay, I just did a little research to see if I could find some familiar songs we could rip off sample parody pay homage to, and I re-discovered that the lyrics to The Beatles' "Come Together" includes the phrases "He got monkey finger" AND "He one Mojo filter". Anybody got the audio-editing-fu to turn that into something for us? Let's face it, John Lennon singing the "MonkeyFilter Song", now that's cool.
• Yeah, HuronBob, I definitely can't deny the secular appeal of all the flesh. It's unique in that it has the women talking quite frankly about their sexuality, their love of sex and nudity, without the monotonous, contrived 'dirty talk' that is prevalent in all sexual material these days. It also has some stunning locations, like you see in this video with the train. The San Fran shots (with buxom, topless driver cruising around downtown) are full of old advertisements, shop signs, cars, buildings, etc. The beginning is my favorite part, and the announcer with the coolest vocal style EVER. You seriously have to hear this guy. "Quaint fisherman's wharf, the mass purveyor of cracked dungeness crab and garrish souvenirs fabricated in Japan and Yugoslavia, hawked by shrieking minions". It's really unfortunate that now alot of people will associate this with /. instead of Russ.
• LOL, I never expected to be called erudite while discussing Russ Meyer of all things, goetter, but thx. =)
• hmmmmm...i wonder what a mashup of 'brass monkey', 'shock the monkey', and 'come together' would sound like? 'come together to shock the brass monkey?' 'come, brass monkey shock?' 'brass together, come monkey shock-shock?' oh, and wedding suggestion of the day....dress up as snow white and make your bridesmaids dress up as the seven dwarves...magical! ok, i'm losing my mind.
• Personally, when I first saw the video and thought Monkey Filter needs one I was thinking of the Badger, Badger, Badger song. Something like this with monkeys: Monkey, monkey, monkey,.... Bananna, bananna... Monkey, monkey, monkey,.... Bananna, bananna... Monkey, monkey, monkey,.... Bananna, bananna... Filter! It's a Filter! etc....
• Near the end there's a half-second shot of a synagogue six blocks form my house-- for no apparent reason. Oh and I like.
• I like vintage boobies like this, because I'm reminded of the sheer variety of women's breasts. I pretty much only know my own and what I see on tv/movies/pictures, and too many of those are fake and monotonous. I have nothing against artificial breasts in and of themselves, but too many of them are too similar. It's also a good idea that I not write the monkey song, because this is what I'd write: Monkey, monkey, monkey, Monkey all day long! Monkey, monkey, monkey, How do you like my monkey song? (second verse, same as the first, can't get better so it's gotta get worse!)
• crap, one "second verse, same and the first...." and now I'm gonna have "I'm Henry the VIIIth" running through my head for the rest of the week! Thanks a lot!!!! :-(
• oops, "and"= "as", of course...
• Seriously folks, if someone can come up with a song, I will do the music video for it. And yes, it can have boobies in it. All sorts of boobies... Calling Sexy Robot.
• I hope we can see them this time :)
• 'Retro' appeal nonetheless, I find that Meyer/FatboySlim mashup less hot than the old but not forgotten Boobyz video from Karbon. It's art, people. Still, NSFW.
• Sorry, HuronBob :) I was just misappropriating the "nothing song." It does stick in the head. True story: once when I was a kid, I got mad at my parents and sang 100 verses of the nothing song. In the end, I think I was annoying myself more than anyone else.