of no fixed subtitle
May 31, 2005
Bong Water® Energized Soft Drinks™
Or, for something a tad more spiritual, there's the
Kabbala Energy Drink
17 years ago
That Kabbalah Energy Drink totally realigned my supernal triangle with my sefirot of Netsach. Thanks!
i wonder if that bong water really is 2.5 times as "energizing" as red bull. yikes.
"...it will also satisfy your need to be socially cool and sophisticated without the negative vibes associated with alcohol abuse." Blasphemer! One can ONLY be socially cool and sophistimicated with alcohol! She's a witch! BURN HER!
(Not Sidey -- either one of the site's two girls with the mammoth boyfriends, I mean. Burn either one of them. Clearly heretics.)
She's obviously out of touch with her sefirot of Hod, poor thing.
- 'deep throat' (the Nixon variety) has outed himself. /derail
peacay, that's lots more fun than bong water. you should make that a FPP. really.
This reminds me of a friend at college who, when he was severely jonesing for some weed,
mixed bong water with Crystal Lite and drank it
. He said he got a little buzz, but we were pretty sure it was just nausea.
'deep throat' (the Nixon variety) has outed himself.
GAAAHH!! THE LINK WON'T WORK!!
koko, go to google news and search on "W. Mark Felt." there you go.
Got it thanks. I'll FPP it in case peacay's gone to the can or something.
Reuters has it now -- so far, no confirmation from Mr Bob Woodward.
anyway...MeFi is back up. I already posted today.
I expect this story would justify a second post,
I think he meant to say "peacay".
ah, gotcha. that's what I get for not paying attention.
Wow, both these are real. Bongwater in particular is far stupider than most of the parody sites that get posted.
Is the kabbala drink flavored with Madonna pubes? Talk about an
Sincere apologies to both
for confusing your names.
Can only plead I was excited at this news and somewhat distracted with Googling for more information.
Whatever you do, do not spill Bong Water Energized Drinks on the carpet. You can
get that smell out!
Having accidentally partaken of bong water, I will
knowingly drink it or something named that.
Back in medieval times we used to buy a gallon jug of cheap, sweet red wine to pass around while partaking of the bud. The roaches were popped into the jug and the dregs, or backwash, was a much sought-after prize.
Some soft drinks may seriously harm your health
A new health scare erupted over soft drinks last night amid evidence they may cause serious cell damage. Research from a British university suggests a common preservative found in drinks such as Fanta and Pepsi Max has the ability to switch off vital parts of DNA.
Dr Piper does not like Dr Pepper, methinks.
points out that Piper's research was published in 1999; this isn't completely clear from the Independent article, but it seems that he's now "speaking out" on an issue he's concerned about rather than reporting on research.