The Third Annual Blogger Boobie-Thon kicks off today, so here's your chance to flash those monkey funbags! Remember, it's not porn if you do it for money charity. Ahem. The main link is safe for work but this one sure ain't.

Curious George: Microphones I'm in the market for a microphone and I don't have a whole lot of cash to spend. more inside

Justice Scalia: "I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged." All Monkeys in the Hot Tub! more inside

As Seen on TV Your one stop for all the junk you see advertized on TV. So much crap in one place, it boggles the mind!

Gilligan Mania! Gilligan is everywhere these days. On DVD. Complaining about the new reality show. In trendy economic theories. As a model of the Kerry presidential campaign. And now some Hollywood-style buzz: Hurricane Ivan may have delayed production of the new show and there is speculation about the identity of the movie star. You can also play Gilligan games. Enjoy, Little Buddies!

If Florida even thinks about going Bush this election, be prepared for some Divine Retribution.

Retro Remakes 2004. Unofficial remakes and updates of old games.

Taco Bell Customers Share Their Saucy Wisdoms with America. Back in May, we had a post about Taco Bell's contest to find witticisms for sauce packets -- kind of taco fortune cookies. Here are the, um, "winners."

Possible Homer Sexual The creators of the Simpsons set off a flurry of speculation when they announced that one of the denizens of Springfield would be coming out of the closet. 365Gay thinks they know who it is, and it isn’t Smithers . [NSFPeople who don't like gay stuff] more inside

The Blimp Painter. In 1994, to promote a tour, Pink Floyd sponsored a pair of artblimps, one in Europe, one in the U.S. Burton Dodge painted the now-lost U.S. ship, and has many more under his belt as well. Apparently, the blimps made an impression.

Hilarious and Yet Discerning Live Blog of The Debate A gripping recount of the debates in a live-blog. Much better than any other debate blog I've seen and much less known (until monkey filter finds out). Worth several chortles and a few gaffaws and, unfortunately, a few teary-eyed moments where you realize thats its for real.

Google? Anyone having difficulty accessing Google?

To The Person Who Found My Camera No doubt, you're wondering why the memory card contains 17 close-ups of a cat's ass.

Spreading Scandinavian Genes. I, for one, salute our masturbating Viking overlords.

curious george - who's gonna watch the debates? just kinda, you know, curious...

Legal George: Out of State Subpoenas If I receive a subpoena to appear as witness in a felony trial out of state, am I required to attend? [More Inside] more inside

Curious George: US Elections ****Curious MonkeySlayer**** Does anyone know what would happen if no one in america votes on Election day? (sorry don't know how to make the letters gray)

Mount St. Helens is restless and has become an item of regional interest: Scientists warn that a small or moderate blast could spew ash and rock as far as three miles from the crater around Mount St. Helens in the next few days. Keep tabs on the mountain with the USFS webcam. Pick Wikipedia for an encapsulation or fatten up with 488 Slashdot comments.

"Michael Moore actually used footage of the Pentagon in flames as a sight gag," said Ms. Burlingame, a founder of a group of relatives of Sept. 11 victims who are supporting Mr. Bush. "It was really hard to sit there in the theater listening to people laugh at that scene knowing my brother was on that plane. I wish more people would see this film instead." Am I the only one that doesn't remember this scene? The Pentagon, in flames, as a sight gag? I call BS on Ms. Burlingame! more inside

If the future had a soundtrack... A nice collection of live performances by the band Underworld. For the true Multimedia Experience™ be sure to check out a few of their other projects: a visual design company, a typygraphic journal , and a Japanese PlayStation game?