October 01, 2004

Taco Bell Customers Share Their Saucy Wisdoms with America. Back in May, we had a post about Taco Bell's contest to find witticisms for sauce packets -- kind of taco fortune cookies. Here are the, um, "winners."
posted by SideDish 20 years ago
  • You had me at taco I'd have used another riff of that movie: 'Where's the taco? SHOW ME THE TACO!'
  • These suck.
  • (that being said, thanks for the update)
  • I can only assume this is a sad commentary on the customers who frequent and enjoy Taco Bell. "Like little soggy paper bags full of vomit."
  • Ours were so much better than that. Appetizing? Not always. But better.
  • It would have been better to go for a more multi-pronged approach.
  • Hey did you hear they're coming out with a new food item made of beans, rice, flour tortillia, and cheese! No it's gonna TOTALLY revamp the way they do business. New image, new marketing, the works!
  • Most of Taco Bell cuisine I hate, but the Steak Baja Chalupa is, I have stated many times, one of nature's finest foods.
  • I will be forever proud of the day that I ate 4 7 layer burritos and 4 bean burritos in one sitting. And I still manage to be 6', 150lbs. I used to eat lunch there so often that the girl at the drive-thru nearly invited me to her wedding.
  • I love the meat and potato burritos personally. Two of those quenches the worst case of munchies.
  • I've given this a lot of thought... and have concluded that these slogans still, in fact. suck. I expect that they will continue to suck for the foreseeable future.
  • It might suck, but I still like "I want to grow up to be a waterbed." Also, Taco Bell sauce cleans pennies.
  • I've been boycotting TB since the local one had a worker test positive for hepatitis. I was not (very) amused by the news headline urging customers to make a run for the doctor.