And now, an annoucement from the urinal... yep, you heard that right. Some dude with *i think* too much time in his hands, has just come up with a brand new way to disturb men's already semi-traumatic pissing in Urinals experience. (Viagra is gonna have a Ball with this)

What is greater than God, more evil than the devil...etc. Test your mental fortitude with these Riddles of varying degrees of difficulty. more inside

Cybersecurity chief resigns after one year. more inside

The Third Annual Blogger Boobie-Thon kicks off today, so here's your chance to flash those monkey funbags! Remember, it's not porn if you do it for money charity. Ahem. The main link is safe for work but this one sure ain't.

Curious George: Microphones I'm in the market for a microphone and I don't have a whole lot of cash to spend. more inside

Justice Scalia: "I even take the position that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged." All Monkeys in the Hot Tub! more inside

As Seen on TV Your one stop for all the junk you see advertized on TV. So much crap in one place, it boggles the mind!

Gilligan Mania! Gilligan is everywhere these days. On DVD. Complaining about the new reality show. In trendy economic theories. As a model of the Kerry presidential campaign. And now some Hollywood-style buzz: Hurricane Ivan may have delayed production of the new show and there is speculation about the identity of the movie star. You can also play Gilligan games. Enjoy, Little Buddies!

If Florida even thinks about going Bush this election, be prepared for some Divine Retribution.

Retro Remakes 2004. Unofficial remakes and updates of old games.

Taco Bell Customers Share Their Saucy Wisdoms with America. Back in May, we had a post about Taco Bell's contest to find witticisms for sauce packets -- kind of taco fortune cookies. Here are the, um, "winners."

Possible Homer Sexual The creators of the Simpsons set off a flurry of speculation when they announced that one of the denizens of Springfield would be coming out of the closet. 365Gay thinks they know who it is, and it isn’t Smithers . [NSFPeople who don't like gay stuff] more inside

The Blimp Painter. In 1994, to promote a tour, Pink Floyd sponsored a pair of artblimps, one in Europe, one in the U.S. Burton Dodge painted the now-lost U.S. ship, and has many more under his belt as well. Apparently, the blimps made an impression.

Hilarious and Yet Discerning Live Blog of The Debate A gripping recount of the debates in a live-blog. Much better than any other debate blog I've seen and much less known (until monkey filter finds out). Worth several chortles and a few gaffaws and, unfortunately, a few teary-eyed moments where you realize thats its for real.

Google? Anyone having difficulty accessing Google?

To The Person Who Found My Camera No doubt, you're wondering why the memory card contains 17 close-ups of a cat's ass.

Spreading Scandinavian Genes. I, for one, salute our masturbating Viking overlords.

curious george - who's gonna watch the debates? just kinda, you know, curious...

Legal George: Out of State Subpoenas If I receive a subpoena to appear as witness in a felony trial out of state, am I required to attend? [More Inside] more inside