Bootmixed: best example of a mashup I've heard to date - ala DJ Matt Hite.

Kill Him! - Violence is the human answer to everything, yes? Or is this satire? I don't know, can you speak Norwegian? more inside

Footh-in mouth-award 2004 Today the annual footh-in-mouth-award was awarded by the plain english campaign. The winning sentence was "I could not fail to disagree with you less." Check the site for some other gems of er.. interesting use of language..

We're taking over the world So what do all the monkeys listen to to make them feel invincible? [MI] more inside

Am I to believe that there a genuine American market for erotic furry anime computer games?
Because it's dorky enough to like computers. And anime. But if you get your rocks off to 'Do You Like Horny Bunnies', 'Let's Meow Meow' or (god help us) 'Water Closet: The Forbidden Chamber'... well, maybe it's time for help. Or a Fleshlight. NSFW! Duh! Surprise!

Mandatory Health Screening for all kids This one flys in under the cover of the Omnibus Spending Bill. Bill Frist and Arlen Specter have removed language that would require parental consent for mental health screening of all kids. more inside

But I WANT to exposed to anus It's monday and I propose for the MP3 selection today we cap our various conversations of bidets and Fenlandish debauchery with some ass oriented MP3s. I was mostly inspired by my recent discovery of The Bonzo Dog Band and their song The Strain.

Monkey Rucksacks: Now that I've returned to school, I need to carry many large textbooks, notebooks, and a laptop. Because of this I have become a fan of messenger bags. Where I live Timbuk2, Zo and Chrome are the favorites, but I recently purchased this beauty and have fallen in love with it. more inside

Curious George: Quality Sound This Christmas I am looking to upgrade to a quality sound solution. More inside. more inside

Curious, George: Graves Disease So my mother recently found out she has Graves Disease. She's looked up the available info on the web and is well-informed but understandably a little depressed at the news. I'd like to be able to tell her that with treatment, she'll be fine, but obviously I don't know that for sure. Has anyone here had experience with it, either themselves or a friend/relative? I can take the bad stuff, too. more inside

Stinky George A couple of years ago I inherited a bunch of stuff from a friend of the family who used to have a second hand shop in Mecca, California out near the desert town where I grew up. She collected a number of ground glass stoppered flasks containing liquids that I would like to identify. Since my monkey friends tend to be on the informed side, I thought that I'd throw it against the zoo wall and see if it sticks. more inside

Welcome to Military Manpower Administration! Korea is currently one of the largest forces in Iraq with more than 3,000 troops and medics. But considering their policy of Mandatory Military Service. . . (more inside) more inside

Calling Inspector Clouseau! French airport security put 150 grams of explosives in a passenger's bag to see if the dog could find it. He did. But I guess while they were all congradulating themselves, petting the dog and giving him treats, the bag gets away and no one know where it is. Good doggie!

Formula 1 as interpreted by chipmunks (Flash). Ye can almost smell the burning rubber.

Wondering Monkey: I run part of a small website devoted to information useful to students attending my (northeast art) school. Specifically, I have been charged with the task of writing new and entertaining polls to draw people into the site. To give you an idea of what I mean, look here. I was just wondering if any helpful apes had any ideas for an entertaining or interesting poll I could use.

Tunes: Wired/Creative Commons have released 16 mp3s from artists like David Byrne, Danger Mouse and Gilberto Gil... with no strings attached, do what thou wilt. Caveat: server is a bit slow going. "These musicians are saying that true creativity needs to be open, fluid, and alive. When it comes to copyright, they are pro-choice. Here are 16 songs that encourage people to play with their tunes, not just play them."

Curious George: Budget help The recent thread on debt has made me look at my budget more closely. And realize all is not well in Denmark. more inside

Becker and Posner Conquer the Blogosphere: Gary Becker, a Nobel prize winning economist, and Richard Posner, a prolific author and influential federal judge, launch their blog today.

West Coast Whiskeys A cool little article in the LA Times that details a renaissance of whiskey making here in California. Thought that my drinky-monkeys would find it of interest.

Wrath of the Gods! - you are God, and you must punish mankind. Destroy mortals with increasing levels of abilities. Crush the mortals, see them driven before you, hear the lamentation of the women, then crush them too. Also cows and sheep. Moo. This is a FLASH game.