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Manakins are small jungle birds whose males make clicking and humming noises with their wings as part of an elaborate courtship ritual. But it's their smokin' dance moves that really get the ladies.

The UK is 300 years old on 16 January. The signature of the Act of Union was commemorated at the time by the planting of some trees which still survive. Nothing much by way of celebration seems to have been planned this time round, apart from a commemorative £2 coin. The Union may not, in fact, survive much longer, as support for Scottish independence slowly grows.Gordon Brown has been trying to combat the drift towards separation, but a recent poll showed 52% of Scots in favour of independence. 59% of English voters were in favour.

Transforming sewage sludge into Milorganite fertilizer Solar energy would provide nearly all of the electrical power needed to transform sewage sludge into Milorganite fertilizer at the Jones Island wastewater treatment plant, under a proposal by the Milwaukee Metropolitan Sewerage District. The Milorganite plant would become nearly 100% self-sufficient for electrical needs, depending on cloud cover, if the solar panels are installed,

How NSA Access was built into Windows A MS Windows computer's security and encryption software is controlled by a program that has two keys. One is Microsoft's and another for the US National Security Agency. Anyone previously heard of this?

Anti Cancer Drugs to be produced from eggs laid by genetically modified Chickens. more inside

Eiffel Tower made of matches. (Found on the always... eh... interesting http://englishrussia.com/.)

Henry VIII's songs, poems, and speeches. Just one small part of Luminarium, a splendid anthology of eng. lit from medieval to Restoration.

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Michael Brecker dead Great tenor player Michael Brecker has died of leukaemia at 57. He played sessions almost beyond number, including great recordings with Herbie Hancock, John McLaughlin, Joni Mitchell, Charles Mingus, Paul Simon, and the Average White Band, as well as with his brother Randy in the Brecker Brothers. Happy trails, Mr Brecker.

Furious George. Why can't I find a sound file of the infamous Verizon ad? more inside

Behind the raging horseshoe falls of Niagara there lurks a dormant monster, a century old tunnel painstakingly laid brick by brick. A tale of urban exploration in gloriously purple prose.

Samurai saves Day . . . "One of them lunged at a policeman with his knife - but just as he did so, a mysterious do-gooder appeared from nowhere and attacked him with a samurai sword." via tcal

Selected papers of Alfred Russel Wallace have been digitised by the Natural History Museum in London. more inside

And Now For Something Completely Political Terry Jones does a cost analysis of the war on Iraq. Hey Kids! No Video. No Sound. And it's safe for work! (unless you're employed by the U.S. government)

Bendito Machine is a bizarre Flash animation by Peruvian born Jossie Malis. You can see more of his peculiar films in Zumbakamera, his production company's website. more inside

So have you played Speed Scrabble? Highly addictive. No board. Letter tiles go upside down in middle of table. Each player draws 7 tiles. At "Go" everyone flips their letters. Each player creates their own crossword with their own letters*. First player to use all 7 letters says "Take 2". Everyone takes another 2 tiles. Play continues (with anyone using all their letters to declare take two) until there are not enough tiles for everyone to take 2. Final call is "Take 1". First to use all tiles says "Done". Everyone counts up their points and subtracts the points of unused tiles. Repeat and play to 500 (or whatever). more inside

Diet of choice for Monkeys. The Evo Diet (no, not this one) lowers weight and cholesterol levels. And the article has a nice picture of a monkey, and plenty of bananas; what more could you possibly want?