The Monkey Overlords Are Coming!

The Big Lebowski & Buddhism - The Dude is Buddha, & the movie is about the quest for enlightenment. Maybe. more inside

The Malibu 9 starring: Mr. "Big Pinky" Malibu and his very best friends: The Deepfried Penguin posse. After a late night at the club, the whole crew were on its way home. BUT THERE IS EVIL IN THE NIGHT! Who can be so cruel? There is only one...a bird so mean, cactuses grows in his footsteps...El Flamingo! [FLASH GAME]

Every Nintendo game, from Abadox to Zombie Nation, in Java format.

Ademilton dos Santos The heaviest baby in all of Brazil. more inside

Serious George - Reccomendations on a home alarm system? Hi all, does anyone out there have a suggestion on an (realitively) inexpensive home alarm system. I don't need it to be wired to a security company or the cops since I live in an apartment building with lots of nosey neighbors, but a friend of mine's apartment has been hit a couple of times recently and it made me want to be a bit safer with "my stuff" than I had in the past. I have a cat, so motion detection is out, but I'd like to get my windows and front and back doors on a (hopefully) wireless system and I'd like to keep it cheap (under $200?). Thanks.

Curious George: MonkeyCAD. What free/shareware CAD program might be good for designing a cheap mountain cabin? Something that would let me assemble lumber on-screen in 3D would be cool. Have any of you tinkered with anything in this area?

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Curious George: MonkeyFilter gift swap community I just created this; it's called MonkeyGifts. Would you like to join up for gifty swappy goodness? more inside

Ingenious George' s Freezerburnt Secret ...Cool...and easy to make for free. more inside

Just wanted y'all to know i possess a fine mathowie. A very fine mathowie i might add. In fact, my mathowie's hot!!! It's so hot it's actually on fire!!

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I've been waiting for somebody else to post this... (via MeFi) Apparently armies of squid are advancing on California. They've even found ways to get inland. AND now, they've got night lights (and just read what they use to make them - yuck!). Even The New Yorker has noticed something. THEY'RE TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!!

Conservatives claim Spongebob promotes a homesexual agenda Sheesh, haven't we been through this already with Tinky Winky and Bert and Ernie?

Mario on Piano Music Sheet - Some time back I posted about a guy playing Mario Brothers music on piano blindfolded (you can watch the .wmv of that guy here, now, cos it got moved). Well, here is the sheet music, from the man himself, the blindfolded pianist. Glub knows why I felt the need to post this, as likely nobody will care; obsessional compulsive posting, probably.

Now there are 2001 uses for WD-40 London barkeepers wanted to stop people from snorting coke off of the flat surfaces in their bathrooms. So they squirted 'em with WD-40. more inside

These girls pose a grave and gathering threat -- to your pants. "Flag-Waving, Bible-Thumping Babes Are Waiting For You To Help Them Spread Freedom" -- call or listen online. more inside

"This essay considers the meanings and relatedness of sobriety and drunkenness with reference to Levinas, Taoism, Sufism, the Bible, and The Beatles."

Bush & Co. Force Out UN Refugee Chief. Pursuant to this comment and response. Man speaks out against Israeli power, gets sacked. more inside

golden gate bridge jumpers filmed. apparently the filmakers used social engineering to get the footage. Local pols are all in a tizzy.