No Monkey! - a very silly monkey related flash video. Enjoy.

For the epicurious goonmonkey A collection of recipes created by the Something Awful forum members. Virtually all of the recipes have step-by-step instructions with pictures. No whale recipes, though.

Today's Front Pages: a nifty Flash application that allows you to see which news stories are getting front-page play across the country. [via kos]

How To Cook A Whale Found Dead. Traditional Kwakuitl recipes for a variety of hearty seafoods. Rib-sticking good.

Woman sues dairy industry for gaining three pounds. (WP link, reg. may be required.)

Could a hotel be built on the land owned by Supreme Court Justice David H. Souter? "A new ruling by the Supreme Court which was supported by Justice Souter himself itself might allow it. A private developer is seeking to use this very law to build a hotel on Souter's land." more inside

Chimp Quest! Lots of fresh chimpy goodness! more inside

The Opposites Game from the Zokutou writing group. more inside

The Face of Hope. Birhan Woldu, once a three year old on the edge of death who became "the face of famine" in Ethiopia, has grown up to be a dedicated young woman, in her second year of Agricultural College. more inside

Literature Online. From Adams to Zola, including Aesop, Forster, and Montgomery (some of my favorites). more inside

Same-sex marriage legislation passes! Pure newsfilter, already posted everywhere else online by now, and I'm too drunk from celebrating to flesh this out. But Canada is now the third country in the world to recognize same-sex marriages! more inside

Wheelchair Girl (porn review) The kissing goes on until they are caught by Wheelchair Girl. Crying, she screams that she didn't know they were into such horrible things, and runs off. Ai and Sayaka pursue, only to find the dumb bitch has thrown herself off the roof of the school. The scene fades, and Sayaka as the narrator explains that Wheelchair Girl didn't die, but she was paralyized from the waist down (hence, the wheelchair!)

Barbary Apes Run Wild on Gibraltar - Amusing NYTimes article about the last "free-range monkeys" in Europe

Is YOUR home planet warming up? Simply but this 300 trillion dollar ring around it! and all your troubles *should* go away.

Google Earth , formerly known as keyhole, available for free (~10 mb download) with basic (yet really nice) options. A bit of sightseeing here. via microsiervos

The Running of the Nudes, in which PETA asks Donald Rumsfeld to join "The Human Race."

Download music from around the world at Smithsonian Global Sound. I hope I don't come off like a shill for the site. It's like iTunes only with cultural music from around the world. 99 cents a song. Get some free samples here. Search by geographic area, or by instrument (like conch shell, or sumpotan).

But can they look up? Zombie dogs! For real! With sensationalist pic!

Curious George: Summer mix for a kid-musician? I've had to choose a bunch of tunes for an hyper-taleneted kid/11-year-old guitar student. Don't ask why and yes she is an 11-year-old nerd. If you had to fill a CD for a current musician-kid what would you use? My 18 tunes are below... I appreciate any additions and I am sure she will too. When she get's back from the cottage in September... more inside

Easy Drinking? Dudes, whisky doesn't have to be just for old folks anymore, and neither do you run the risk of affectation. I so totally want the smokey peaty one, though my taste test tells me I'm more likely to prefer the rich spicy one (so does this mean I should like my whisky how I like my men?) but sadly there are no stockists in my part of Cananananananada. Shame. Linkie originally found through BBC, is this cheating?