June 29, 2005

Chimp Quest! Lots of fresh chimpy goodness!

If there's ever been a reason to visit Winnipeg, this is it. Come on people, you get to make "pant-hoot" calls in public, and record them. Mel Gibbon will be there! It won't be snowing for at least another month! oh God I'm so lonely!

posted by Koko 19 years ago
  • *snikker* You said pant hoot.
  • Oh man, I was thinking it was going to be an old school Sierra adventure game. King's Quest, Space Quest, Police Quest....yeah, something was definitely missing..
  • I'm saving all my pant-hooting for Mel Gibbon! *fixes hair, applies make-up*
  • I'll tell him you're a 'faker'. Bloody Cartman.
  • /glower
  • Cartman?
  • In south park, cartman loves Mel Gibson.
  • ok thx I haven't watched it in years
  • Pleasure. More on topic tho - I find chimps slightly frightening, and would not wish to meet one in real life. Other monkeys / primates / apes / whatever, no probs. Just not a chimp. Now a ring-tailed lemur - that's a different story altogether.
  • Pretty much all monkeys are violent fuckheads. Lemurs aint so polite, either.
  • Yeah, but I reckon I could take a lemur (on its own), whereas I'm pretty sure a chimp would rip my arms off.
  • I use to spend hours watching gorillas pick their arse 'n noses, and then proceed to lick their fingers. My father was convinced that they were my long-lost relatives. Anyone else ever been the the Monkey Forest in Bali? I've seen grown men whimper like babies as they were suddenly besieged by packs of hungry monkeys.
  • These are Canadian chimps. They are very polite and only pick their noses when no one's looking.
  • But do they scratch arses or asses?
  • Or perhaps les derriers?
  • The arse/ass debate takes a new turn
  • It's a tale of two parts. Come next week and see the (w)hole.
  • buttocks
  • For shame!
  • I've been to the Monkey Forest. You wouldn't think that monkeys that reach only up to your knee would be scary, but, man, if they want that banana you're holding, they'll get it. That said, the little baby monkeys are cuuuuute!
  • Oh gosh dern it, I was just in Winnipeg for the month of April. Missed all the fun. *sulks*
  • Guess you'll just have to come back. How can you resist all the chimpy goodness?
  • Chimps and gay marriage? Canada has it all!! The question is, though, do they allow gay chimpanzees to marry?
  • Gay chimps are forced to marry. It's the law.
  • > Anyone else ever been the the Monkey Forest in Bali? Yep, made the mistake of having food in a backpack as well as holding the peanuts they sell at the entrance. At one point I had three different monkeys hanging off me. They're not shy...
  • MonkeyFilter: Pretty much all monkeys are violent fuckheads. Lemurs aint so polite, either. MonkeyFilter: How can you resist all the chimpy goodness? There it is, from soup to nuts. I'm saving all MY pant-hoot calls for petebest.