No Monkey! - a very silly monkey related flash video. Enjoy.

For the epicurious goonmonkey A collection of recipes created by the Something Awful forum members. Virtually all of the recipes have step-by-step instructions with pictures. No whale recipes, though.

Today's Front Pages: a nifty Flash application that allows you to see which news stories are getting front-page play across the country. [via kos]

How To Cook A Whale Found Dead. Traditional Kwakuitl recipes for a variety of hearty seafoods. Rib-sticking good.

Woman sues dairy industry for gaining three pounds. (WP link, reg. may be required.)

Could a hotel be built on the land owned by Supreme Court Justice David H. Souter? "A new ruling by the Supreme Court which was supported by Justice Souter himself itself might allow it. A private developer is seeking to use this very law to build a hotel on Souter's land." more inside

Chimp Quest! Lots of fresh chimpy goodness! more inside

The Opposites Game from the Zokutou writing group. more inside

The Face of Hope. Birhan Woldu, once a three year old on the edge of death who became "the face of famine" in Ethiopia, has grown up to be a dedicated young woman, in her second year of Agricultural College. more inside

Literature Online. From Adams to Zola, including Aesop, Forster, and Montgomery (some of my favorites). more inside

Same-sex marriage legislation passes! Pure newsfilter, already posted everywhere else online by now, and I'm too drunk from celebrating to flesh this out. But Canada is now the third country in the world to recognize same-sex marriages! more inside

Wheelchair Girl (porn review) The kissing goes on until they are caught by Wheelchair Girl. Crying, she screams that she didn't know they were into such horrible things, and runs off. Ai and Sayaka pursue, only to find the dumb bitch has thrown herself off the roof of the school. The scene fades, and Sayaka as the narrator explains that Wheelchair Girl didn't die, but she was paralyized from the waist down (hence, the wheelchair!)