Yes, face this music. Yeah, we're working, we're into it, it's 2007 and we're gonna bounce. End slightly NSFW.

Trio A lovely seasonal poem by Edwin Morgan is briefly available to read online. More from perhaps Scotland's greatest living poet at the Poetry Archive.

New Yeaaarss!! So, which of our monkies has a good resolution for the New Years? more inside

Hold the smoke in, rummy! Happy New Year! [VIA glumbert.com]

Have you seen this film??? Zyzzyx Road is the lowest grossing film of all time having made only $30. So people are wondering: who actually paid to see it?

Don't Bleat, Don't Tell The issue of gay sheep is one that deeply divides our society. Fortunately for those brave sheep who have dared to come out of the closet, a major tennis star has come to the rescue- "Navratilova defended the “right” of sheep to be gay" was the sentence that caught my eye. more inside

The Joke's On Us. So that explains it!

The death of Saddam leads to some recollections of a past war. And this time, it's not one of the conflicts with the West, but the war with Iran. It's a sad and horrifying set of anecdotes, from a different point of view from what we usually get in the United States. more inside

Red-Hot and Filthy Library Smut

Parasite makes men dumb, women sexy more inside

Need to build your own gallows? No one at Home Depot will give advice? Perhaps these examples will inspire ideas. more inside

Four o ld lang sign HAPPY NEW YEAR more inside

Links to 11,500 music videos on YouTube. Found via stavrosthewonderchicken's Mefi post in which he rewrote the whole list. Not all links work or go to where they claim, but on the whole the list is Good.

The Movie Timeline. Can't separate what was film and what was reality? Never fear! It's all true! A timeline through history, which recognizes that all events presented in film are in fact, fact. (Site finally gives due appreciation to the historical influences of Alien vs. Predator, and Highlander). more inside

Geostationary Banana Over Texas apparently us monkeys need to go to Texas after Aug. 2008.

Head-banging Chinese snakes can predict earthquakes more inside

Wii Have a Problem. A compendium of Wii-related injuries and damage, and some other stuff. Busted, yes, but not yet old.

Monstropedia

Fat farms These are places to lose weight, but also to gain. more inside

Sorry, I think another miracle is debunked. First look at this Jesus-thingie, but before getting too religiously excited you might want to check out this other, non-Jesus thingie.