December 28, 2006

Monstropedia
posted by Argh 17 years ago
  • Thanks for the link- great stuff! Also nice to see a tribute to one of our own. Well sort of anyway- they misspelled the name.
  • An open-source bestiality? Yikes!
  • awesome.
  • A goldmine indeed.
  • And, like, Summer from senior year is a TOTAL FREAK with like huge pimples and hairy knees which are just soooo gross and she's always hitting on my boyfriend Rob but he's like, oh my god you are such a monster from fugly castle can you like go AWAY or something? So anyway if Karen's reading this I just wanna say hi and let's totally party next week ok byeee xxxxxxxxx!
  • What percentage of these are also listed at Wikipedia? Are the entries at Wikipedia more or less informative?
  • And J.R.R. Tolkien at #47. Huh.
  • AHEM
  • Well sort of anyway- they misspelled the name. *Sigh*
  • I think you mean "bestiary" not "bestiality," kittenhead. And stay away from my dog, plzkthx. *chortle*
  • oh I don't know--I like the sound of open source bestiality myself!!
  • Well, they list a Mitten-Biter, but no Underpants Monster. Looks like my identity is safe for now.
  • No Smedleyman either. (I'm a leg man, gimme 4) ...awww, they’re fake. Legends, eh? I see no Robert Neville.
  • That's so not funny. The Mitten-Biter took my thumbs.
  • The only known protection against the Mitten-Biter are shitmittens.
  • Born beautiful, Medusa was seduced by Poseidon, disguised as a horse, in one of Athena's temples. That works? I wonder if he was in the front half of the costume or the back half.
  • I don't know what disturbs me more: that Medusa was attracted to a horse, or that Poseidon thought that looking like a horse would get him hot babes.
  • I can no longer wear Smittens. Curse you, foul beast! P.S. Awesome, awesome link. Deserves long investigation.
  • nunia, Mr, Knickerbocker, I have to tell you that the legend was mistranscribed--Zeus was just hung like a horse :D
  • The Greek gods were shameless perverts. Zeus would frequently disguise himself as a bull, or an eagle, or a German Shepherd, or a wombat, or whatever to seduce some chick, because his wife (who was actually his sister) was really jealous and also really stupid apparently. Why, our very own Pallas Athena, as a young college student was rumored to have taken the guise of a fearsome grizzly in order to dupe young men into escorting her to the freshamn mixer! It supposedly had the opposite effect.
  • I kid cuz I love!
  • Er, um, no, honey, of course it wasn't your brother Stavros, it was... uh... a giant swan! Yeah, that's the ticket. A big strong man like you can't be jeaous of a swan, now, can he?
  • nunia, Mr, Knickerbocker, I have to tell you that the legend was mistranscribed--Zeus was just hung like a horse :D *takes off the front of the horse costume, puts on the back* Now I'll get babes.
  • Hey everybody! Look at the big horse's ass! Looks kinda...i dunno...sexxxy...
  • Ney baby, what's up?