Curious George: Soccer/Football? In honour of Euro2004, I'd like to find out what they call this lovely sport in other parts of the world and in other languages. more inside

Wrapped Up In Books - What level can you get to?

"Keep your hands off the jailbait": Virginia Dept of Health. They're discouraging older men from screwing around with young girls. more inside

Teleportation breakthrough made. more inside

Dead cat, dead dog, dead horse, dead Homer, dead fish, dead fly, dead aeroplane, dead tree, dead baby, dead silence. (All SFW.)

Today marks the first installation of a periodic posting titled, "SO? WHAT?" in which we request updates on past threads. Don't keep us in suspense! InfraMonkey, did you ever find a job? Ambrosia, did you find someplace warm? Boo, did the dog shut up? PF, did you meet your true love? Ambrosia, did your stalker depart? And, for a bonus 10 points: Did any monkeys solve the world

EXPO 2005 is being hosted by Aichi (Japan). EXPO 2000 was in Hannover, which I personally attended and simply adored. The irregularly-held World Exposition, run by the BIE, is like a cultural Olympics, and is always worth a visit.

Show and Tell Music

Ole! This too is old, but it never fails to make me laugh (.wmv, NSFW.)

Ok, this is old as hell and you all have probably already seen it. But I just stumbled across it, and my searches on both Mofi and Mefi turned up nothing. So here it is. And I want one real bad.

Mondegreens! AKA Music Ear Disturbances, disclexia, chronic lyricosis, and Litellas. more inside

Jesus In My Jeans Genes
"I Am Christ and The Messiah and The Great I Am. I Am The One. I Am Jesus Christ. I Am The Son of David and the Son of Man and Root of David. I Am The Judge. I Am the Source of David. I Am Jesus Christ in the Genes."
You are batshit crazy.

A new low. And, it doesn't require dollar bills or taking eyes off the TV to get your favorite beverage Not to be all Pepsi Blue-ish, but I saw a commercial for this and could not believe it. more inside

On June 17th, every year, the family goes through a private ritual: we photograph ourselves to stop a fleeting moment, the arrow of time passing by.

The Infinite Art of Kerry Mitchell and Janet Parke. more inside

L.P.O.V

PEEFILTER. ...and other obscure patents. more inside

Curious George - REVENGE!! This question occured to me when I posted to the cat pee Curious George below. It was kind of a poetic revenge. So Monkey's, tell us of your best revenge stories...

Dave Winer Shut Down 3,000 Bloggers Without Warning more inside

critter-repellant. I was going to post this a month or so ago, when I first bought my jar of powdered fox urine, but forgot all about it until today. I wonder what reminded me... How do you suppose Brooklyn squirrels know what fox pee smells like, and that they should keep clear? more inside