Clone Wars The year is 2007, and North America has been wiped out in an unfortunate attempt to boost cellular reception. The rest of the world must repopulate the now desolate land mass using clones created with the DNA from the publicly chosen Top 10 Citizens lists of America and Canada. Then, the world will pit the two bunches against each other in a glorious mud pit battle extraordinaire!
Biggest Catfish EVAR - Fish catching blokes in northern Thailand have caught the biggest catfish evar - a 646-pound (293-kg) monster as big as a small boat. Then they ate it. Hush puppies.
What's wrong with you? Tell the world on your PsychoTherapy clothing.
No Monkey! - a very silly monkey related flash video. Enjoy.
For the epicurious goonmonkey A collection of recipes created by the Something Awful forum members. Virtually all of the recipes have step-by-step instructions with pictures. No whale recipes, though.
Today's Front Pages: a nifty Flash application that allows you to see which news stories are getting front-page play across the country. [via kos]
How To Cook A Whale Found Dead. Traditional Kwakuitl recipes for a variety of hearty seafoods. Rib-sticking good.
Woman sues dairy industry for gaining three pounds. (WP link, reg. may be required.)
Could a hotel be built on the land owned by Supreme Court Justice David H. Souter? "A new ruling by the Supreme Court which was supported by Justice Souter himself itself might allow it. A private developer is seeking to use this very law to build a hotel on Souter's land." more inside
The Face of Hope. Birhan Woldu, once a three year old on the edge of death who became "the face of famine" in Ethiopia, has grown up to be a dedicated young woman, in her second year of Agricultural College. more inside
Literature Online. From Adams to Zola, including Aesop, Forster, and Montgomery (some of my favorites). more inside
Same-sex marriage legislation passes! Pure newsfilter, already posted everywhere else online by now, and I'm too drunk from celebrating to flesh this out. But Canada is now the third country in the world to recognize same-sex marriages! more inside
Wheelchair Girl (porn review) The kissing goes on until they are caught by Wheelchair Girl. Crying, she screams that she didn't know they were into such horrible things, and runs off. Ai and Sayaka pursue, only to find the dumb bitch has thrown herself off the roof of the school. The scene fades, and Sayaka as the narrator explains that Wheelchair Girl didn't die, but she was paralyized from the waist down (hence, the wheelchair!)
Barbary Apes Run Wild on Gibraltar - Amusing NYTimes article about the last "free-range monkeys" in Europe
Is YOUR home planet warming up? Simply but this 300 trillion dollar ring around it! and all your troubles *should* go away.
Google Earth , formerly known as keyhole, available for free (~10 mb download) with basic (yet really nice) options. A bit of sightseeing here. via microsiervosPage 1 2 50 100 150 200 250 300 350 400 449 450 451 500 550 600 650 700 750 800 850 891 892