June 06, 2005

Chicken Joking How hard is it to make an online comic? Well, you could just draw some chickens on Post-It® Notes and scan then blog them, like Doug Savage did with Savage Chickens. Of course, it helps when you've got a better FBA (Funny Batting Average) than most newspaper comics.

IMO, the funniest: You Neek! Thumbs Up A '60s Chicken Joke (without JoAnne Worley) Mime and Yours I need the exercise The other Twilight Zone Oliver Stoned Talk Like a Yoda Day I Find Your Lack of Star-Wars-Mockery Disturbing I thought chicken was Low-Fat and Low-Carb... Artistic Motivation Chicken Flockin' Stevie Pun-der Everybody's got to believe in something... The 2 Kinds of Asses Very Heavy Petting Zinger! Brev- A Singular Witicism My Car Horn Goes "Arugula" I Think You Left It Somewhere in Georgia The Cannibal Express Basic Truism Another Basic Truism A REAL Basic Truism A TRUE Basic Truism You don't get much more Basic Truism than this Irrational Fear More Irrational Fear Even More Irrational Fear So Irrational... Closely related to Irrational Fear Remotely related to Irrational Fear

posted by wendell 18 years ago
  • You Neek! Oooh ooh! That reminds me... does anyone know how the old joke goes who's punch line is "you 'neak up on it?"
  • Hmm, I rather like the ridiculousness of this one.
  • Reminds me of Gaping Void
  • Of course, it helps when you've got a better FBA (Funny Batting Average) than most newspaper comics. Dammit, can y'all leave Fusco Brothers alone?
  • Funny like Ziggy.
  • Oooh ooh! That reminds me... does anyone know how the old joke goes who's punch line is "you 'neak up on it?" How do you catch a unique bird? ...How do you catch a tame bird? The tame way.
  • It is so sad, the bad jokes that remain in one's mind. Try though I do to forget.
  • Whatever happened to Ziggy? He was everywhere in the 80's, and I have not seen him in years. Hell, my local newspaper actually prints Snuffy Smith. Did someone kill him or something?
  • it doesn't pay to take a fowl for granted each chick may strut down paths that are hen-chanted
  • Absolutely!
  • Did someone kill him or something? Well, his history does seem to stop rather abruptly on June 10, 2001...
  • Thanks douggles!! How about this punch line? "You kick him in the ash hole." ??
  • techsmith, That is a punch line similar to the one in this joke: How do you catch a polar bear? Cut a hole in the ice. Sprinkle peas around the hole. When he comes up to take a pea, kick him in the ice hole! Funny when I was 10, I have to admit. These chicken things, eeh, not so funny.