The Power Nap Pillow. Please remember that we are not responsible if you should oversleep while napping and get fired.

Customized M&M's! "Now you can print your very own messages on M&M'S

Behold, the Puppy Purse. It "minimizes the stresses on your body while maximizing your ability to interact with your dog or cat." BUT WAIT! You can also... "wear it like a shoulder bag or fanny pack, carry it like a purse, or use the straps as a leash."

Curious George: Regifting. How do you monkeys feel about regifting an item? It's an issue around the holidays, when, um, persons (such as, let's say, myself) receive, ah, items (quite similar to, ahem, this) that others (namely, my sweetie's mother) would absolutely adore.

Crappy Gifts '04, PoopReport's annual guide for the poop humor aficionado.

The Mood Cross. Remember mood rings? Now, on this pendant, "the image of Jesus will slowly appear, symbolizing that Jesus is with us when we keep him close to our hearts." Makes an "excellent Christian gift," available in gold or silver.

KatWALLks. A Walk On The Wall Side

ATOM: Aluminum Tree and Ornament Museum. "Slip into the cool, space-age era" of aluminum Christmas trees!

Ladies and gentlemonkeys, may I present the delightfully named TushyClean

Lilliput Play Homes. Now THESE are children's playhouses! Here's one: "Owned by an NFL player, this replica sits atop a hill overlooking a tennis court. A bay window and window seat allow the occupant to view the tennis matches. Other features include French doors and round interior columns."

Peanut Butter and Jelly of the Month Club. Warning: Annoying flash intro. But cool idea for a yearlong gift!

Curious George's Mom: Do any monkeys have experience with chronic lymphocytic leukemia, also known as CLL? Just found out my mom has it. She's asymptomatic now, it was detected early in a routine blood test. So we're optimistic.

Happy National Flossing Day! Overseas monkeys may quietly observe as we Yanks clean our teeth after our big turkey day. And don't miss the Floss & Food Art, featuring flossing frogs.

Celebrity stapler auction action! Staplers from movie stars, sports celebs, media personalities... is this weird or what?

Ooops I Forgot to Have a Baby! A fun site for the happily child-free monkeys amongst us, myself included.

Oh-So-Very Curious George: Don't you love it when you run across a Web site that is totally baffling? Such as: Is this site here about coffee machines, or some kind of nuclear weapons? I can't decide. But they mention Korea so this might be something, um, important. They sure seem excited about their "new planetary ball mill

Wacky Robots are ideal greeters. The programmable sign on the pianist cat combined with music and repartee will entertain and inform your company guests. Captain Wacky will communicate with your customers whilst riding around the venue distributing literature. WE WILL DRESS THEM TO SUIT THE OCCASION

HO HO HOlidays George: Here we are, on the cusp of the December holiday season! Looking for cards? Our Christian-Jewish monkeys might find Chrismukkah greetings just the thing. Or, for a more traditional Christmas greeting, there

The Bin Laden Game is an imaginary treasure hunt for Usama Bin Laden. Similar to the predecessor game, Find Those Weapons, the clues in this riddle-type game will lead the winning player to nearly $5,000 in REAL money. THIS IS NOT A COMPUTER GAME. When you order the game, you will receive a packet in the mail with everything you need to play the game. All you need to play is generous amounts of caffiene, lots of patience, and maybe some ingenuity.

"If you're looking for something different or special for your kitties, you've found the right place!"