Pooooooofs! After such an exhausting week, here's a soft-and-fluffy visit with more of MoFi's favorite animal mascots. Apologies ahead of time for annoying Geocities URL

WockyJivvy encourages attempts to get truly bad poetry published in anthologies. An excerpt from one selected as a finalist for publication in the National Library of Poetry: "My cat is chewing on her butt;/It makes me think she is a nut./I try to drown the fleas in spray;/They jump and shout and just yell "Hey!"

MYPETCAMS is the world’s first website that lets you use your webcam to watch your pet from any computer in the world for FREE! Which, of course, begs the question: Do you really want to know what your pets do while you're at work?

First action-adventure for your cell phone. "Go underground with Jenny Jet as she investigates the truth about the alien/government conspiracy. Featuring alien Greys, Reptoids, the Feds, and other unsavory characters. Get text alerts from Jenny as she uncovers extraterrestrial installations, biogentic labs, and the coming alien conflict. Invading your cell phone this Fall!"

"Moving Mannequins was established to fulfill the demand for an extremely lifelike display mannequin, which when coupled with movement, stimulates emotion and draws excited attention to the display." Eeeerie.

This Player Sucks! "We are SICK of overpaid athletes giving poor efforts during the game, and acting like idiots outside the game. We're giving fans a voice: if you're tired of a crummy player, start a petition to have that player traded. If we get enough signatures, we'll send the petition directly to the owners and GM of his team explaining why fans think that player needs to go."

OHHHHHHHHH CANADA! A recent survey shows that 39% of Canadians, both male and female, report already owning a vibrator. The ownership rate throughout the rest of the world is 27%. Discuss.

The primeTime sublime Community Orchestra (pTsCO): "It sounds like someone crammed a blender full of rabid dogs, distempered cats, lab-tested rats and shrieking women climbing high on chairs to avoid the conflagration at their feet; pushed the button for 'puree'; forgot to put the lid on; then sat down in front of the television, flipping through all the stations available from the best satellite dish as fast as their remote would allow with the volume turned up on their Dolby Surround Sound system while it all mixed together. And then recorded the entire fiasco and played it backwards, just for good measure." Yeah, that's it!

Ghillie suits. The cheaper burlap suits, sold by others, sell for $550 up to $1140! And burlap sheds ... jute doesn't! These can be worn over ANYTHING, even a T-Shirt! This could be crucial in hot climates.

Brown Fido. "Yes, after years and years of cleaning up after our own dogs and then seeing what was available in the form of FAKE DOG POOP, we discovered that most FAKE DOG POOP doesn't really look like what we were cleaning up. SO, about 10 years ago we set on a quest to make the best FAKE DOG POOP ever!"

Emotional incontinence and the Pseudobulbar affect. Kid you not.

What's wrong with you? Tell the world on your PsychoTherapy clothing.

The Running of the Nudes, in which PETA asks Donald Rumsfeld to join "The Human Race."

Man Slippers. Who ever you are, having this man slipper is so functional yet beneficial for you. You probably have known much about this and you always thought that this man slipper must be own by every man. Agree?

Urban Air Fresheners. "We created an array of fragrances to help keep you pimpin!"

OK, OK, I know we've had "cat and dog fashion" sites before. But this one is just so... well, so very... um... sort of ... well, you gotta see it to know what I mean.

Be buried down under. Rita Fletcher, 78, offers her grave for sale. "This delightful plot is situated in a much sort after location in the popular Centennial Park in the southern Adelaide suburbs. The corner plot adjoins a quiet tree lined, sealed, access lane conveniently located for easy access." Which got me wondering: Where will you go after you die?

Cheerleader Hairpieces brand has been called many style names such as cheer hair, cheerleading curls, cheer curls, competition curls and now with the introduction of our new straight styles we expect you will come up with more style names.

Tunes for Pets. Well, it's simple really. A bunch of us were sitting around the office one day brainstorming about new business ideas. We had music going and our two office mascots, Rusty and Frances (2 really big Standard Poodles) looked like they were enjoying the tunes. The rest is history...

Discreet Loveology. "When love is not enough." An online dating service for married folks and attached individuals.