Only YOU can prevent global warming. By turning off your screensaver and adopting instead a "carbonsaver."

After you have learned the exciting concepts of eyebrow design principles, you are invited to take the Master Eyebrow Designer test. Upon demonstrating your mastery of the principles, you will be awarded your MASTER EYEBROW DESIGN SPECIALIST certification.

Goodbye, Widget. If you'll permit me a personal note, I just wanted to let my monkeyfriends know that I helped my beloved Widget the dog die last night. She'd herniated another disc in her back and was in a lot of pain. That link is our final portrait together; here's more on my sweet, silly friend, my first dog, whom I'll never forget.

New Voices is a pioneering program to seed innovative citizen media ventures around the country. Its Web Site launched today, and it is now accepting its first round of grant proposals. New Voices will help fund the start-up of 20 hyperlocal news ventures over the next two years and support them with an educational Web site. Each project may receive as much as $17,000 in grants. This is for the monkey who wanted to launch a new media project; I couldn't find his/her FPP in the archives and thought this might be of general interest!

Penis fracture. (SFW) "A sure sign is a loud snap and excruciating pain following the injury, as well as the rapid development of a hematoma or bruise."

Surgical scrubs medical uniform tops offer a blend of Scripture and design with a Biblical theme allowing nurses, doctors, dentists and other healthcare professionals to wear and share their faith and address the spiritual needs of their patients.

Amber Alert for the Panchen Lama of Tibet.

First National Kettlebell Competition. In Vegas, baby. Featuring Best Paint-Your-Own Kettlebell (don't forget, must be a Dragon Door manufactured kettlebell), Best Kettlebell Desissification Story, The US Secret Service Kettlebell Snatch 10-Minute Gut Check ("When You Only Have 10 Minutes, a Few Good Snatches will Do Ya

TatAD has been online for just over 40 days and has more than 500 members willing to be tattooed from all over the U.S., Canada and Europe. TatAD allows persons to register to potentially become walking billboards.

African Tomb assists you in scattering a loved one's ashes in Africa. Also, 3 X PEOPLE WILL EACH RECEIVE AN AFRICAN TOMB GIFT BASKET FILLED WITH AFRICAN GOODIES! Hmmm.

Rainbow Dust Candy. Like, wow, man.

Adopt a missing person.

RoboMaid, the robotic sweeping machine from Europe! The most amusing European robotic sweeping machine ever! And only US$10!

Ever been hypnotized? "On January 8th, across the USA, hypnotists in cities around the country will open your eyes and your mind. Wake Up America! will be the largest mass hypnosis event in the world."

Kyle Maynard, wrestler, male model -- congenital amputee. Anyone else see this guy on Larry King Live the other night? Impressive. But the way he kept asking for someone, anyone, to provide him with a modified SUV (specifically an SUV, to be cool) he could drive made me uncomfortable. And that Web site may as well be called Kyle-a-Palooza. Is this a great way to inspire others, or is he making money off his physical differences?

"Do you think of America everyday but have no place to express your America? USA101.com will be where your America would start from now on." There's an FAQ (everything from "What should I wear to a dance?" to "Do Americans spank children as a method of discipline?") and don't miss the "Most American Image Contest." I'd like to nominate this for Most Frightening Web Site of 2004.

Relief Riders International "is a humanitarian-based, adventure travel company that organizes horseback journeys through breathtaking areas in developing countries around the world." Or, more precisely, "15 riders will embark on a 15-day journey to 5 remote villages in rural Rajasthan. The caravan will be led by our skilled support team, and will include 8

PicturePaper! Got a cute kid or kitty? Make them the stars of your holiday wrapping paper this season. Or wrap your wedding gift in pictures of the happy couple. The possibilities, as they say, are endless.

DiaryPhone "was inspired by years of misplaced sticky-notes of fleeting moments hastily scribbled down shortly after the moment occurred. ... Now there is a solution to capture a moment as it occurs. You already have your mobile phone with you, now all you have to do is call the toll-free number, speak your thoughts and the moment is captured. Your diary entry will be transcribed and waiting for you." Yes, dictate YOUR DIARY into your phone. Your fellow commuters will love you for it. Not.

Witch & Famous Cruises, presented by the Pagan Travel Network. Remember, Pagan Travel Network is owned & operated by Pagans. We promise to have only a staff comprised of Pagan travel agents and travel escorts to provide the best possible service to the Pagan community. Raves Robert: "The group even had time to gather under the full moon for some energy work".