Holistic Hooping.

Father's Day is quickly approaching. Still looking for gift ideas? How about a personalized branding iron? Ouchie. Because, "Whenever you want to give someone something very special that they will remember and use forever, consider a SteakBrands.com branding iron."

The Defiant Digit. Bothered by tailgaters at night? Not anymore. Heh.

Think marshmallows are just for hot cocoa, campfire roasting, and making s'mores? Nope. The Marshmallow Fun Co., self-proclaimed "leading producer of marshmallow-related toy products," is offering a new line of edible entertainment with its Marshmallow Shooter.

Wanna Be Hip? "Recently, a thirteen-year old fashion confidante informed me that I MUST NOT wear tights any longer. Apparently bare legs are the only passable hosiery donned today. Who knew? And more importantly, who would tell me? Ahhhhh...the answer is...WannaBeHip.com. Now you've got the inside track. Come on, admit it, it's fun to be hip!"

Shagster. "Want to know how many people you've really shagged? Want to know how highly your partner rated your performance? Want to see who else is on their list to find out who you've shagged by association?"

Given the intensity of several FPP discussions of late, might I suggest we now all go on an adventure with Gladys?

MooKü poems are Haiku poems using cheese and dairy as a metaphor for life. They are valued for the humor and insight they provide to site visitors.

Bong Water® Energized Soft Drinks™ Or, for something a tad more spiritual, there's the Kabbala Energy Drink.

Uncle Phaedrus, Finder of Lost Recipes. A fun resource. And drop in to see if you can help out in his ongoing quest to find these mystery dishes!

Vibratory Bowl Feeder Technology.

Where to Stop and Go. "A guide to traveling with overactive bladder in the United States." Complete with the I NEED TO GO NOW! travel card. (PDF file)

R.E.V.E.L.A.T.I.O.N. is, um, "a groundbreaking work consisting of hundreds and hundreds of diverse acrostics dealing with hundreds and hundreds of diverse aspects of life-and-beyond, all arranged in a quasi-topical manner." Huh?

A cake with its own scholarship program. As my pal Bruce says, "Well. Now there's something you don't see every day."

Ladies and gentleman, the world's first all sock-puppet movie, "The Lady from Sockholm" Wool War II rages and times are tough for sock puppets. Terrence M. Cotton, a washed-up gumshoe, finds himself knee-high in debt and praying for a big case. Enter Heelda Brum, a finely spun piece of high-end hosiery who hires Cotton to find Darnell, her missing mate. Cotton takes the missing sock case but the heat gets turned on high when Darnell's unraveled remains are discovered ...

Dental Fear Central is (arguably) the most comprehensive dental phobia resource on the web. 100% non-profit, non-commercial, Dental Fear Central will allow you to link to all the major dental anxiety, fear and phobia sites on the world wide web, and much, much more! Packed with exciting features! Woo! And don't miss the forum!

Penguin in the Pew is possibly one of the most important books in the Christian community today. Not only does it introduce the church office staff to free and open source software, it raises questions about software licenses that every Christian needs to answer. Whether you are a technologist, the Pastor, or a Christian in the pew, you need to be aware of the freedom you stand to lose when you choose the software you will run.

FREE MILKSHAKES THIS WEEKEND! (Available in the U.S., its territories and select international markets, does not include Canada.)

Celebrity Skin and Body Fluids. "Celebrity Skin was formed in 2003 by an anonymous collective of former Hollywood personal assistants" ... "All our specimens are tested by experienced body-fluid identification technicians at the Allamas Biological Research Facility in Greeley Colorado and cross-referenced hospital birth records and blood analysis from the Red Cross." Parody? Scam? Or just more proof that our society is sick, sick, sick?

Log Homes for Us. We are a unique log home company that caters to the needs of the Gay and the Lesbian community as well as their friends and family.