Ladies and gentleman, Confoti.

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A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT for our contact-lens wearing monkey pals in the U.K.

So much MoFi angst today! The first lady lying and more airline security hassles and dead civet cats! Egad! We need a little sweetness and sugar... Ah, there, that

Bored? Here, for your amusement, is a very strange (and fairly long) bulletin board exchange pondering the legality/morality of incest and/or cheddar burgers in Brazil.

Do you prefer bubbles or antibubbles?

"(Americans) should prepare...their coffins, hospitals and graves. The coming days will be full of surprises and great events which will make them a historic example." I've been wondering recently how much of terrorism is them simply terrifying us.

Where are you spending New Year

JESUS IS BORN! (Via Blort)

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good monkey.

It's a Hell of a gift.

Who knew that "heavy petting" was so germy? "Handling another's seemingly healthy genitals is generally perfectly safe, however, one must be very careful to then not handle their own genitals or mucous membranes, unless it is with their other, uncompromised hand, or transference will occur." Ewww.

Papio Wines, for jazz-playing monkeys everywhere. Go, monkeys, go!

Everyone in my office is sneezing! So I did a bit of research. Here

This is very, very frightening. (Via Obscurestore.) What is America coming to, anyway? Pun intended.

Got a hairy back? Your worries are over! Now there

Is your office having a Holiday luncheon? Many companies do. Sometimes there's a Santa. Each year, everybody poses for a picture and there

Test your knowledge of RVs in the movies!