Want a real office, with a door? Now you can have one! Well, sort of.

Fantasies about... um... Tonya Harding. "It's been a long ten years since the Olympics and Lillehammer. The Fantasy area is all in fun and is not to be taken seriously. So, these Fantasies are just for adults. We hope you have a sense of humor about it all ..."

Magic Wiggler Worm Ranch. Now, we know you are sitting there wondering, "Who in the world would need that many worms!" The answer is simple......Everyone ! ! !

Introducing Sloops "A unique loopless 5 pocket blue jean (patent pending). Designed by a suspender wearer to compliment and fit the physique of the typical suspender wearer: no hips, no rear end."

The Mongol Rally! "On the 28th July this year London will witness the launch of the Mongol Rally, the world's most extreme car race. From here a horde of the least likely vehicles will be winding their way across 1/3rd of the world to Mongolia. The rules are simple, cars must be less than 1ltr and teams need to raise

D.C. frat boys and sorority chicks. Did you know that President Bush is a Delta Kappa Epsilon? Or that his wife is a Kappa Alpha Theta? Well, now you do.

Hot Rod Condoms -- "the world's fastest condom!" Goes on in 3 seconds or less, courtesy of the Patented Speedstrip Applicator! Vvvrroooom! (SFW) And don't miss the T-shirts!

Ladies and gentlemen, The Jesus Beanie. And... "at the request of the children, each Jesus Beanie comes with attached underwear!"

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The handwashing experiment. Are hoitsy-toitsy types more likely than the hoi palloi to wash after bathroom activities? Perhaps they need a laminated hand-washing poster to remind them!

If I Had A MONKEY ... the Best Source for Metaphorical Violence Against The Monkey You Don't Even Have in the Whole Wide World! (Don't miss the List of Evil.)

POUR EVERYTHING INTO YOUR BLENDER AND PREPARE TO UNLEASH A SURGE OF ALL NATURAL GOODNESS STRAIGHT INTO YOUR BLOODSTREAM! (A site by someone obviously far too excited about a smoothie recipe.)

How do you express yourself when you have nothing to say? With Meaningless Messages!

SideDish is back! Hurray! I

Monkey Cliff Diving! Your simian Friday fun! But beware: One monkey has trouble with gravity, another with wind, another with his wife.

Uh-oh. Kerry in trouble?

It's not just individual dirty words that caught author Jonathan Chamberlain

"The maxi pads woke me in the middle of the night. I saw maxi-pads as coasters, maxi-pads as rug stoppers, maxi-pads doing everything but the darn dishes. Hey, wait a minute _ I bet they COULD do the darn dishes!"

No longer do you need to have that awkward breakup talk. If you've had enough of your significant other, send them a DumpMonkey!