Illicit monkey trading leads to wallaby siege. Apparently, ownership of the monkeys was a 'grey area'. more inside

The Jim Rose Dubya World Circus of Freaks. Jim Rose is bringing his latest freakshow to Europe and this time it's "a mirrored reflection of what's wrong with American society" Including Mighty Konn, a native American who gets his testicles smashed with a sledgehammer. What part of American society does Mr. Lifto Represent?

The web comic list We show the latest additions to web comics around the world in chronological order. The list is updated automatically every hour. We currently track 683 comics. more inside

Attention CD Swappers: Build a lamp from empty CD spindles! Maybe we should have a "how to make interesting things out of leftover junk" thread, since I'm springcleaning this weekend.

White Ninja Comics — For your inner 12 year old boy.

Crazy Meds. Sane stuff for crazy people. [via oldtimey.] more inside

Trash log. Would be a shlog?

"Dear God," I muttered. "I think the Candidate has bolts in his neck." A new column by Spider Jerusalem, aka Warren Ellis.

Milo's Tongue
Via BLORT!

The Man from Plains vs. "Give 'em Hell" Zell A letter from Jimmy Carter to Zell Miller re: Zell's speech at the RNC. Blatantly stolen from MeFistopheles. more inside

Curious George What are some of the best free ways to promote your website and what are some places that will review it for you?

A medical cause for 'Bushisms'? "Why does Bush sound stupid? One doctor thinks he shows signs of "presenile dementia," or an early onset of Alzheimer's disease."

365project.com - a year long journey through one man's 2002, one day at a time.

Your U-Lock is not safe. From the blue: Any circular keyed lock, including (especially) all models of Kryptonite locks, can be compromised with a fucking Bic pen. See the video, try it for yourself. more inside

Toogle: Google Image Search in text form. more inside

Hooters To Open Restaurants In India I say this is instant karma at India for all those jobs lost from outsourcing.

A gallery of sexually modified stuffed animals (kind of NSFW), found via die puny humans. If you don't know what a plushie is and you don't want to know, then don't click on this link to the alt.sex.plushies FAQ.

Too funny to be true. Steve Ballmer: The Early Days. His rehearsal for Dance, Monkeyboy, Dance! If Steve Jobs had that kind of enthusiasm the Macintosh might be a very different beast.

Have a Votergasm! Achievement of a Votergasm during election-night sex is probable, but not guaranteed. Those encountering difficulty reaching Votergasm are encouraged to slow things down, talk about it, and reduce the pressure. Other techniques include the use of massage oils, toys, "dirty talk," "ballot stuffing," and "exit polls." more inside

Anti Simianism Cheese eating surrender monkey is discriminated against in Wisconsin.