September 14, 2004

Have a Votergasm! Achievement of a Votergasm during election-night sex is probable, but not guaranteed. Those encountering difficulty reaching Votergasm are encouraged to slow things down, talk about it, and reduce the pressure. Other techniques include the use of massage oils, toys, "dirty talk," "ballot stuffing," and "exit polls."

Saw this ad on The Onion. Whether or not it interests you, reading the pledge disclaimer is a lot of fun, or maybe you can just look at the purdy pictures.